Neighbours - What's wrong with Susan?

[Jenkeywoo]

Neighbours is quite exciting at the moment - what is it with Susan falling asleep all over the place? Does anyone know what's wrong with her? Also anyone got any good neighbours spoilers?

She's a smug obnoxious judgemental cow, that's her chief diagnosis.

Is Bridget actually going to emerge from life-saving surgery as the man she is? She's a tranny.

Bridget is a tranny and what's with all the cuddling of that kangaroo? I love Neighbours, it's true surburban trash.

It's so bad, it's good!

I love it how now Adam and what's-her-face are the only coppers in town.

And Carl's back to being a doctor.

And Susan's still a smug obnoxious judgemental cow.

i thought susan was menopausal?

did they adopt or something?

well, you know it's cancer and she's going to have a life-threatening case.

i'm just amazed carl hasn't already diagnosed her.

I love Adam's dodgy 'British' accent.

yes was thinking it has to be life-threatening really doesn't it?

i love how dd1 says 'ringo'. she's got an excellent Scottish glottal stop and her 'o' always makes me smile. Rin-GO.

You are SOOOOOO right expat.

at bridget the tranny. That's why she's so good at Aussie rules football.

I lurve Neighbours but unfortunately I don't think Susan is going to end up doing at stretch in the slammer getting that do-gooder-ness pummelled out of her on a daily basis... ... which is what she clearly deserves and needs.

She's going to have to deal with her trial, her advanced, aggressive cancer, Rachel's harlotry and keeping a finger in Erinsborough's moral pies.

It's going to be very stressful for Susan.

so off on a tangent - are there any fanciable men on Neighbours at the moment? when I was young I always had a slight lurve for Karl Kennedy and sometimes find Paul Robinson sexy.

Bridget's deffo playing with a man's toolbox.

I had forgotten Ringo's recent brush with death, until DD1 reminded me.

The best looking bloke ever in Neighbours was Ollie's brother (so memorable I've forgotten his name) who went out with Carmella (now you see her, now you don't) before Ollie.

Rachel = bigger waste of space than Zeke (and that's saying something)

I do love neighbours (honestly!), it's just it so pants it's come full circle and rocks!

Rachel's Susan: The Next Generation.

Ned's got man boobs, so he's out of the running for good-looking chap.

Neighbours rules!

Actually Oliver is quite cute for a young'un. I normally fancy the more veteran Neighbours man.

Will?

Was Will Ollie's brother.
Eye Candy!!!

Jenkey - Tell us you don't wanna pash Harold. It's too much!

C'mon, Dylan had a face like an Apollo .

Hottest bloke EVER on Neighbours was the mechanic that was married to Libby (Susan's daughter - v long time ago). God he was fine.

Susan is the exception to the rule about older women shouldn't have long hair - she cut hers and immediately looked about 25 years older and dog rough.

harold's cute but I wouldn't want to see his Tuba.

Susan quite obviously has a brain tumour. Karl will diagnose, cousell, do the surgery, look after the kids, deliver a few babies, dish out moral advice befor she wakes hours later followed by family row about Rachel getting pregnant and screwing up her G and T programme - within a few days she'll be up and about with perhaps a slight lipm or slurred spreach - then she'll be up in court wearing a neat bandage and looking winsome in a wheel chair - she'll be cleared, fight with tranny's parents, take in a few more waifs. then start to walk again - the bandage will come off revealling a flattering but surprisingly well grown new hair do. then karl will deliver rachels baby by lassiters lake............
i can go on like this for hours - shall i?

ooh yes, Drew, and he was so nice too

www.neighbours.com/photos/1999/
Check out
The house of trouser becomes the house of hotties
and
Carmella faces life with a permanent disfigurement (that has vanished now!!!)

Will is in them (not good photos but...)

And no one will ever mention the aforesaid events ever again - much like Paul's wooden leg and anyone who moves to Queensland