Annoying ads

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We've not had one of these threads for a while ! I'll go first the ewan mcgregor one with the god awful screechy 'I'd go the whole wide world'. Also the new batch of Nationwide ads peddling the dream that anyone can buy their first home no problem!

Lloyds bank horses fine but that song

haven (think) with the kid freezing his bits off riding a chariot

sainsburys Xmas when dads in the army and mum and kids are sad and then surprise dad walks in and the world is great

The Go Henry one (I think) where the kid just stands there next to his mum looking smug for about 16 hours.

The one where they land a plane in their living room with all those screens. Stupid.

The fairy At the end of the chariot one, where the mum shouts 'Not too far love' My youngest is convinced it's 'Not too far log'. And won't hear otherwise!
She says it every time the advert comes on & also at random times, walking round a shop or something she will shout... 'Not too far log'

The On The Beach one where the overweight family is on holiday, to a background of Its the most wonderful time of the year. This song should only be played as a Christmas song. Every time I see that overweight child licking his ice cream it makes me want to smash the screen. I would never book a holiday with this company based on this advert alone.

"YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!!!11"

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Piers Morgan trying to be an edgelord taking the piss out of 'woke' to advertise his new show.

All the online gambling ads that show people having some wonderful glamorous time when what they're really advertising is pissing money away pressing a few buttons on a tablet while sitting alone in your living room.

The pre-Coronation Street sponsor advert where the woman shoves a few spuds around with a fork for no reason and the voiceover makes out that she's cooked a delicious meal!

The Boots No7 face cream ad. Reminds me of something they’d make on The Apprentice it’s so bad.

ALL the Lenor ads but especially the one where they are all in the same bed!

Any life assurance ad where the person takes out the policy say in this will cover my (tiny) mortgage. Aren't you supposed to take out life advance before you get the mortgage. Plus all the over 50s life assurance which goes on about how much funerals cost and then quite for a policy that wouldn't cover it.

The Haribo ones where adults talk as children, it's weird and freaky.

The Piers Morgan one, well just because it's got him on really but with him acting all anti woke and such a warrior. He infuriates me.