Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** Meena convicted. Manpreet afflicted. Enough of this sham. Just who gives a damn?

[TellingBone]

Have at it

I hope Chloe does tell the police, it would be completely wrong for him to get away with this, but more than likely Charity will talk them round.

Can't figure out what is going on with Faith.

It’s weird re Faith and her behaviour ...Noah was nasty he needs to be dealt with ...

So much for the latest thrilling episode.

What on earth was Gabby doing wandering about the woods with a shotgun? How was that a sensible response to the situation?

And why didn't they head straight for the cricket pavilion when Noah disappeared? Everyone ALWAYS hides in the cricket pavilion.

I'm doing that 'thinking like a rational human rather than an Emmerdale writer' thing again aren't I? 🙄

Yes, the cricket pavilion that is never locked!

who has she shot?

Never forget

I only posted the screenshot once but the app is in meltdown today.

Ah so not such a hotshot driver now Cain.

I know, what a bloody stupid thing to do

Oh it's all going on now! My prediction is Cain, Chas or Al are up for the chop. Probably Al whilst saving Cain and Chas!

They better not kill Cain off!

I think there would be public uproar/shock if Cain was killed off.

Why did Al not try one of the other doors? Surely if that one's not opening you would try another one.

Oh so Al is still alive. Who the hell is going to die then?

Yes indeed @JaneJeffer. Noah has behaved appallingly BUT at least he didn't kill anyone. I think even Noah said tonight that everyone is acting like he's killed someone.

Bloody hell, you miss a few days and……. 😁

how did Noah get caught?

Why the hell couldn't Al and Chas just push the damn car out of the way??

The Layla story line with drugs is poor. So out of the blue and character. Very clunky.

Kerry should be locked up as well as Noah. She is a nutcase.

Good question, why didn't Al open a back door of Cain's car? Daft writing.

Why did Chas have to go and flag down a car to help move Cain's car out of the path of the falling cables, when Al's car was presumably just down the road?

Where's Mackenzie when Charity has all this going on?

I thought Matty and Amy lived together? Where's Matty? How is Chloe staying in Amy's room? Is she sharing with Matty?

Loved all the totally piss taking dialogue at Home Farm.

Jack Downham and Emma Atkins were brilliant.

And where's my paragraphs?

I can see your paragraphs. I'm on a laptop though.

The app has gone fucking mental