MAFS AUS S9 FINAL LEG

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New thread to continue the mayhem !

Unpopular opinion but I can’t stand Al! A man-child who needs his mum to tell him what to do and frankly, a bit dim! I’m not surprised Sam has got fed up of mothering him.

@Fanacapan

Unpopular opinion but I can’t stand Al! A man-child who needs his mum to tell him what to do and frankly, a bit dim! I’m not surprised Sam has got fed up of mothering him.

He’s adorable. If I was a lot younger and living in Australia… He’s so sunny natured.

I wouldn't go as far to say I can't stand Al but he's definitely not relationship material. He reminds me of the First Dates contestants who need lots more experience. What he really needs is to live on his own for a year and become self reliant. I do worry when he does that genuinely 'confused' look that he might not be too sharp either.

Hello - thanks for the new thread

Life has kicked off and I’m over 2 weeks behind. I’ve just not had the time to watch so have been catching up through the thread. I’m on leave in a month so might get a binge then.
I know I’ve neglected everything and I am sorry but proper life got in the road and, you know, needs must…

No muzzling this time. Promise 😷 x

I agree Al is not ready for marriage

He is ready to date , have fun without commitment, find out what he likes and does not like , explore how he behaves in a relationship but certainly not marriage material

@SheldonesqueTheBstard we have missed you !!!!! Take care of yourself !

I bet Al is exhausting to live with. Someone on twitter posted a pic of that dodgy Ronaldo statue, it really does look a bit like Al 😁

Hey @SheldonesqueTheBstard just good to know you're okay! Proper missed your recaps. We haven't even got @chocolatesaltyballs22 either (too busy guzzling cocktails on the jollies!)

I think Jackson is going off Olivia. He seems less smitten

Cody's house is such a shithole. My 13 year old would be embarrassed by that and he's got dirty pants in his room that came off the ark.

Jackson's face when Liv was telling his friends about all her petty shit was a picture, how did she not pick up that he was annoyed about it? And how many eggs did they put in that breakfast? I know bodybuilders love eggs but Jeesus, that was an excessive amount. I wouldn't want to be working out next to a guy who'd just eaten that many eggs. I agree with Liv that gyms are hell on earth but, like, why did she go just to watch him? She's been taking lessons from ol' tangfastics with the faces she was pulling. And "I'm your world now"? Fuck off with that creepy shit. I would rather die than lift weights but Jackson loves the gym and it's good to have a hobby outside your marriage, just be thankful it's not sex workers or gambling. I'm looking forward to more homestay madness with these two in tonight's episode, I hope his family tell him to dump her.

@SinisterBumFacedCat

Brent’s parents are so lovely. Cody and his flat mate seem to be living in a witness protection flat, no time to plug in the freezer in case Mr Big finds them finds them.

Sexy Ixpert did say to Jackso she was surprised that he had just noticed Liv’s attitude problem because they have all seen it surface many times before. I reckon they won’t play back any footage until the final episode.

What the hell was that rattling fan in Cody's bedroom?

I get codependent vibes from Jackson. It's telling that he took on his mother's problems growing up. Children who witness their parents being abused tend to grow up with this feeling that they need to fix people. This will be the only reason he stays with Liv if they don't break up.

Glad you're back Sheldon and pleased you were just busy.

Anyone else getting fearful that Jackson and Olivia will go the way of Melissa and Bryce? In that we are all screaming 'leave FFS!!!!' and they don't?

I don't want to think about what kind of mother Liv would be. Gawd.

@dapsnotplimsolls Or a teacher... god forbid

Good luck to her getting a job after this.

Imagine being the man who left or divorced Olivia

@AngelicaSchuylerAndHerSisters

Imagine being the man who left or divorced Olivia

Hopefully they wouldn’t keep rabbits.

These' ixperts' are really the sort people have had enough of .

Whose pet will poop tonight?

@AngelicaSchuylerAndHerSisters

Imagine being the man who left or divorced Olivia

There would be no trace of the man that left Olivia.

This is super cringey 😬

Bugger off Mitch, she's too good for you.

I don't think Mitch was too impressed with the 'psychic'.
not the only one

Snorkelling - you don't have to talk to each other.

Oh bless Sam. He's still hoping isn't he.