MAFS AUS S9 FINAL LEG

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New thread to continue the mayhem !

Bloody hope so @PennyRoyal

This ain’t Phoebe’s first rodeo when it come to Liv and her snide chops …

@SinisterBumFacedCat

I get massive Handmaids Tale commanders wife vibes from Olivia.

Oh God yes! OfDodgyTacheBoy

OfMug

Weak man Jackson.
Thinking with your schlong there mate

I think it's Jackson who'll be renamed. He's now OfNastyLyingGrudgeBearer

She will beat Tayah’s time.

Nailed it Brent.

Rude, Brent.
Tamara's not pleasant but that was rude.

Accurate though.

Have to admit I'm 100% Team Brent there!

Well that was worth watching
Looking forward to tomorrow
Think there may be some disappointed faces

I think Brent has felt so disrespected for so long , he just wanted the last word

Keep your dignity my friend

Apart from you Olivia , you can just go rot somewhere smelly

I think that hug between Dom and Jack looked like the hug of people who care but are parting ways ...

Yes Brent, you beauty!

She seriously deserved that. Three months in the experiment and she didn’t even know what he does for a living. She put far more enthusiasm into bullying the other girls than she did her relationship. A shame Jackson didn’t follow suit.

Oftwat made me laugh

Which couples did their vows tonight? Was it just Ofshiny and Sealiondenier?

@happinessischocolate

Roundlampshade
Not a spoiler, but I have looked up Olivia’s IG page and she is following Dom. I mean, why? Let it go!

Because she's obsessed with her 🤷‍♀️

I'm not on It but is Dom following Liv?

Had a quick check and, yes, she is.

If Jackson has any sense he should be taking one of the unused buttons on his shirt and sewing it on top of little Jackson.

Babies indeed.

That shoulder twitch is probably just shaking her ovaries awake.

@PinkSyCo

Am I the only person who is not a Dion fan. While I don’t condone Carolina’s behaviour towards him, I feel that he thinks he’s entitled to be desired almost. I think that everyone adores him because they see him as a downtrodden victim, but apart from that his personality is not as great as he himself seems to think it is and his dress sense is highly questionable.

Finally someone has written this! Yes!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Brent's speech is a thing of beauty. Brutal but so accurate. Not that she took any of it in, judging by her comments afterwards. The only time Tamara showed any excitement or personality was when she was slagging someone off. The rest of the time she had the gusto of a dead sloth.

I did laugh at poor Cody breaking his MIL’s teacup and then deciding he’s a shit husband because of it

Catching up. YASSSSSS BRENT YASSS!!

Excellent mic drop moment.

There was fist punches in our house at Brent’s Mike drop. She read those vows with the enthusiasm of a bored child in a bad nativity. And since when is being “enough” any sort of compliment? It’s like being called average. Anyway, well done Brent, back to your lovely parents, diamond 💎

I suspect Jackson shirts have the measure of Olivia and are trying to escape, he was practically topless during the chat with his poor mum.

Oftwat and the Sealion Deniers is a good name for a band.

I will ne honest. I was terrified of Selina's mother and I am not even Cody and don't have to impress her. Seeing all those knick knacks and all the ways to break them. Nope, nope, nope.

I'm absolutely crying with laughter at 'Sealion-denier' for Tamara 😂😂😂😂

The way she read her vows didn't exactly do much to convince us that she does have a modicum of intelligence despite the sea lion denying... 'The best path for me is a path alone I'm sorry' - not a comma to be heard.

I also liked that he said she had no loyalty towards anyone. I assume it went right over her head but I took that as a reference to Dom - how Tamara gleefully turned on her to bully her alongside Olivia.

The baby voice Olivia uses when talking to Jackson reminds me strongly of How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days!