MAFS AUS S9 FINAL LEG

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New thread to continue the mayhem !

@Doubleraspberry

I find Jackson’s gaping shirts so upsetting I stop listening to what he says.

I think Olivia has such a tight hold on him that he needs to release a few buttons to give himself some breathing space. That's the only explanation I can come up with...

@Doubleraspberry

I find Jackson’s gaping shirts so upsetting I stop listening to what he says.

There's several men this series who don't seem to understand that you can button your shirt all the way up.

So ironic that Olivia's mum was so wary and worried about the type of man she would be marrying and lo and behold it's the man marrying her who should be worried.

There’s something about his hairless chest just visible that totally gives me the ick when I look at him. He looks slightly greasy/sweaty with it all. I don’t think his shirts even have buttons.

@Doubleraspberry

I find Jackson’s gaping shirts so upsetting I stop listening to what he says.

I find them confronting.

I find Tamara's ever inflating face confronting.

Maybe Jackson’s buttons are holding a grudge against his buttonholes for having been up in their faces?

That weird child chest is certainly confronting.

Now on Mitch, I always thought he would be one to cheat, but last night's outburst made him seem very anti cheating. May be he protested too much?

See I thought he protested too much. I think he was projecting. He doesn't want to be with Ella so he's yelling at the guy who wife-swapped. It really wasn't his fight and Dion isn't his best mate. Most men wouldn't even do that for their best mate ..they keep dignified silence. Hence why girl and boy nights are usually so different. Watched this with my teen boys and before it even started they teased me about how different boy and girl nights are. Couldn't argue back.

@whoturnedthesunoff

I'm still reeling from the fact last night - I lay on the settee thinking " oh well , I'll just have to watch Emmerdale "

Thank God for all your priceless comments !
Still feelIng like a prize knob and looking forward to catch up.

I can imagine Selin coming across as an utter gobshite
Al being adorable
Daniel and Carolina sharing memories of those lovely breakfasts they shared 🙄

What I truly want most is for Brent to actually still be a millionaire and have all those Dubai businesses , just rented that wee studio for the experiment

I want some chauffeur to come and pick him up and as he gets in the car (Bentley at least ! )
Think Julia Robert's scene now ladies ..

He turns to Tamara and says " Big mistake ... Huge ! "

Then stops to pick up Ella on the way ...

Please, God LET THIS HAPPEN!!!

Wouldn’t it be blissful? 😍

I’m sure people in this experiment could have been better matched. I’d like to have seen Selena matched with Dom, they’d have been so scute and Selina wood have got a man who could express himself.
Brent matched with Ella?
Jackson matched with….anyone but Olivia, nobody deserves an Olivia in their life.
Jack and Dom are fine as they are.
Mitch and Sam.
Any other ideas?

Sorry, didn’t mean Dom, I meant Dion!

@von1471

I’m sure people in this experiment could have been better matched. I’d like to have seen Selena matched with Dom, they’d have been so scute and Selina wood have got a man who could express himself. Brent matched with Ella? Jackson matched with….anyone but Olivia, nobody deserves an Olivia in their life. Jack and Dom are fine as they are. Mitch and Sam. Any other ideas?

Selin & Andrew & Holly & Antony would have been better matches. Although no one really deserves to be stuck with Andrew. I don’t think Holly & Antony would have set each other's worlds on fire. Although I think they have similar values/ goals which be MFAS standards means the perfect match. 😄 They would at least have been friendly and behaved respectfully towards each other. Which can’t be said of their matchmate from the experts.

@Doubleraspberry

I find Jackson’s gaping shirts so upsetting I stop listening to what he says.

There is a feature in the Sunday Times today saying that bare chests are back in style for men. 🤢 I'd never have had Jackson down as a style icon but you live and learn.

I've attached a link but it's behind a paywall so I'll try and attach a photo too.

www.thetimes.co.uk/article/watch-out-men-bare-chests-are-back-sw80z2pl9?shareToken=9af859bd77648cb70aec20a9496ad446

Al is totally channelling some Jim Carey vibes, he is hilarious!

Dion's speech at the table was like a scene from the Godfather

I will be ignoring any men flashing their sweaty chests at me, thank you!

Dion is a bit too much of a martyr at this point, and looks like Quagmire.

Am I the only person who is not a Dion fan. While I don’t condone Carolina’s behaviour towards him, I feel that he thinks he’s entitled to be desired almost. I think that everyone adores him because they see him as a downtrodden victim, but apart from that his personality is not as great as he himself seems to think it is and his dress sense is highly questionable.

I like him, despite him dressing like a Poundland Liberace!

@PinkSyCo

Am I the only person who is not a Dion fan. While I don’t condone Carolina’s behaviour towards him, I feel that he thinks he’s entitled to be desired almost. I think that everyone adores him because they see him as a downtrodden victim, but apart from that his personality is not as great as he himself seems to think it is and his dress sense is highly questionable.

Not the only one at all. I think he's laying it in a bit thick. The way Carolina treated him was horrible but I'd have found him irritating too...he's preachy.

As much of an arse as Clina was, I don’t think she was far off with the statement that started it all.

I bet he was been surrounded by fawnymcfawny persons as soon as he got a bit of moolah. Before? I reckon not so much.

If folk are fawning over you it must be a treat when you haven’t had it before. But surely he is savvy enough to smell it.

I’m not even sure he is as pleasant as he makes on.

If folk are only interested in you because of your chequebook rather than your companionship, countenance or your coupon then you are with the wrong folk.

Rigging yourself out like a minted Pat Butcher doesn’t help either.

So ditch the designer togs, the entitlement (because it is in there in plain sight) and widen your expectations.

An op they carry out privately I believe.

Agree the matches could have been done better. Ella and Brent, Sam or Selina ( is that the one with Cody?) and Dion might have been better..

Andrew and Olivia 😁 … I wonder how long they could both hide their evil selves ?

I think a match of Dion with Tamara would have gone swimmingly. Luckily for him they didn’t do that. He dodged a bullet.

@Blossomtoes

I think a match of Dion with Tamara would have gone swimmingly. Luckily for him they didn’t do that. He dodged a bullet.

She'd have still found many things to complain about!