MAFS AUS S9 FINAL LEG

[whoturnedthesunoff]

New thread to continue the mayhem !

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Gutted that I can’t see Insta

Try clicky but if you can't see it I will screen grab and share the wisdoms of Mick

What is so special about Mick?

Olivia: like a poo in a sheath.

My theory is that the grooms don't organise final dates. They get what they're given. No way Pat organised that marching band last year. And some couple are on that yacht round Sydney harbour every series.

All the fuss Liv was making about how special her date was 😂 she had a bath and a meal and a tiny diamond necklace.

And not even a real diamond but one made from the ashes of a decapitated tiny tears and 3 mutilated Barbies.

@Bluetrews25

How come Ella has no make up on for this grand night out? She looks like she's been in floods of tears. And, yes, if Liv doesn't like brown dresses how come she has one on tonight?

Yes, I think she has had a little cry and it’s been edited out. In her pieces to the camera she is wearing more make up,and looks more polished

Tamara really loves Dion doesn’t she!

And I can’t believe that Olivia ignored her bestie Carolina

@dillite

What is so special about Mick?

Heavens to Betsy !!! 😁

I wonder if Selin was put up to it by the production team, it was just awkward to watch! Same for Daniel.. what was there to gain by going back.. at least Carolina had two supposed friends in misery face Kate and awful Olivia. Jess did make me laugh though.

Daniel is a prize pig but I thought it was really sinister how Mitch spoke to him. I wonder if he starts fights often on the ‘outside’

Yeah, Mitch was spoiling for a fight.
Anthony and blokey who was matched with Kate noticed (sorry, forgotten name) and were hovering to break it up.

Yes Mitch turned weird! He’s been very mild mannered but turned momentarily bonkers.
And what was the beef between Tamara and Selin? I assume Selin was sent in with a brief to start as much trouble as she possibly could
I enjoyed Al’s faces when Dion was giving his wisdoms.

Mitch is a knob. Can’t communicate feelings to Ella but happy to spout off to easy target Dan.
Still I expect he’s desperate to get back to Spandau Ballet and look moody on guitar.

YY to Selin having been sent in, fully briefed by producers, to stir things up and be totally obnoxious to everyone. I'm glad Tamara retaliated, without giving Selin what she came for.
I think Mitch had maybe had a tinnie too many but I was glad to see mince-brained knob of gristle Daniel get a bit of a come-uppance. He too was obviously encouraged by the producers to attend- exploited really. If he himself lacked the awareness to predict what kind of reception he'd get from the boys, the producers definitely knew. It was pure gold seeing him storming out of the bar muttering "losers".
Poor "Boys" & "Girls"- I think they were all hoping for a fun night out.

What was up with Daniel’s eyes last night? Is he on something? Other than ‘the roids?’

On another note, I didn’t realise how much I missed Al until he rocked up last night. The energy he brings is amazing, and the expressions he pulls when it’s all kicking off cracks me up.

Last night ? Have I missed something?

This thread is for us UK pace viewers Mon- Thur then we agonise for 3 days trying not to click on all the newsfeeds every 10 secs 🤣

Have they changed and I sat through another ridiculous Emmerdale where Meena suddenly ruled the whole judicial system ... or are you just watching elsewhere and this is what we have to look forward to Monday ?

Oh my feckin God .. I've just realised I bloody sat and watched Emmerdale and last night was Thursday !!!! What the actual ...
Absolutely gutted ! I am a prize knob !!!

Need to go and read all your comments to catch up what happened ... slinks off in shame ...

Last night was Thursday!

Hahaha @whoturnedthesunoffwhoturnedthesunoff. You MUST watch it on catch up. It was a good’un!

Did anyone else think Jess knew exactly what had happened? Her reaction was such bad acting!

I recorded it, (So I can fast forward the adds) but think I missed the last segment going by everyone else’s Comments. I was expecting the show to come back on after the ads but the recording ended.

Watching it on catch up is the worst, the ad breaks are too frequent and too long!

Wishing all the bad things on Tamara (and the lizard obvs).

Am afraid to say I cracked last night and looked on Insta. I shall leave in disgrace

I want know how Al kept his shirt clean when he caterpillared in like that. I would have hoovered up a lot of dirt and red wine spillages.