Allo Allo
The policeman is hilarious!
"I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hind a smoking goon. You are clearly the guilty potty!"
"They have had a direct hot on the pimps!" "The pimps?" "The pimps! The pimps in the pimping station! No water is being pimped through the poops!"