Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Ches and Gem have got no money, Lydia’s boiling Adam’s bunny - does anyone remember when Corrie was funny?

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Bring back Debs Brownlow - the show just isn’t the same without her…

I'm gutted they've sent Abby on this downward spiral. She was brilliant when Seb died.

What confused me is that Abby said she last had sex 6 months ago. I get that some couples can have long periods without sex but her and Kevin were only just married recently and all loved up.

Yes I thought it was a bit of a shock that she’s saying her and Kev mustn’t have had sex. Perhaps she was lying about everything at that point (like she did her name etc). If they hadn’t been sleeping together you’d have thought Kev would have brought that up when she’d slept with someone else!

I think in her grief for Seb, they weren’t having sex. I’m sure something like that was said when Kev found out she’s cheated

I think she told Imran that the trauma of losing Seb meant she had lost her libido too. So the baby, which then vanished, was his.

Did they actually get married in the end? It’s rather a blur something happened on the day instead?

As in actually boiling the bunny ?

@eggandonion

Abi will nip out to get teabags from Devs and Aggie will recognise her hoodie.

Definitely! 🙄

I also reckon that Toyah and Imran will be given the baby to foster while the mother is unknown. Toyah will tell Abi that the poor little one was abandoned by his druggie mum…

Toyah will leave baby out while she checks on invisible other foster child and the cot will be empty! That’s may bank holiday story line sorted.

Oh my goodness, this is why I haven’t been as invested as usual lately, the storylines get more and more ridiculous!
I agree about Abi, she did the Seb storyline brilliantly but she’s getting too much screen time now.

How much do you reckon Kirk actor is getting paid for 1 line a fortnight and no storyline? That's got to be pretty disheartening as an actor.

Sam is so bright, he could easily do a PhD now so I don't know why Nick is worried about his school work. He'd be like the 10 year old girl (Ruth Lawrence?) who graduated from Oxford with a Maths degree aged 12.

@MichaelAndEagle

How much do you reckon Kirk actor is getting paid for 1 line a fortnight and no storyline? That's got to be pretty disheartening as an actor.

Same with Sean. They’re more like Extras on the show.

Watching a scene with Craig, Faye and Steve’s long lost daughter the other night. Not one of them can act - the scene was painful to watch! There are amateur actors all over the country that are better than them!

I hope Sam doesn't go to Oxford, Summer needs to go to Oxford. Emma needs to go to Australia, and her mum needs to come back to the street along with Maxine to reopen the salon.

Maxine's dead

I love the comments because some of you take Corrie wayyyy too seriously🤣 it's just meant to be a bit of enjoyment, not everything is going to be 100% accurate

Maxine should return despite being dead. And Ashley. This may be the reason why the classic series is popular. Curly Watts.

@eggandonion

I hope Sam doesn't go to Oxford, Summer needs to go to Oxford. Emma needs to go to Australia, and her mum needs to come back to the street along with Maxine to reopen the salon.

Sam will still end up working in the Bistro/Cafe/Factory even if he gets a PHD. Although, I guess he could follow Ken/Daniel (who we are supposed to think are the brainy ones) and become a teacher at Weathy Comp.

Is the salon open these days? We see Maria standing outside the Barbers but never inside anymore. Does David still work there too?

@eggandonion

Maxine should return despite being dead. And Ashley. This may be the reason why the classic series is popular. Curly Watts.

And Adam is no where near as smooth as his Dad, Mike.

Sam is a mini Roy!

@strugglingwithlife

Maxine's dead

😂😂😂 What about Candice? Or is she still styling Status Quo's hair?

Isnt one of Status Quo no longer with us? Candice could definitely buy the salon by now. And be a nice chum for Sarah, unlike that horrible Lydia.
Some characters and actors vanish completely, like Bethany. And I fear Emma. And Robert, and gorgeous Dr Ali.

“Candice” is now living in Hollyoaks village

I liked Candice. I wonder why they got rid of her, or perhaps she prefers the Cheshire countryside to the backstreets of Salford.

Sarah could go to visit her.

@eddiemairswife

I liked Candice. I wonder why they got rid of her, or perhaps she prefers the Cheshire countryside to the backstreets of Salford.

I think she wanted to go. She was in in Heartbeat for a couple of years.