Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Ches and Gem have got no money, Lydia’s boiling Adam’s bunny - does anyone remember when Corrie was funny?

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Bring back Debs Brownlow - the show just isn’t the same without her…

Poor Faye I’m opening the betting on thyroid issues lack periods dizzy heart racing.
Emma hasn’t told the whole story though. They said they left him well not they went back he was dead and they covered it up and involved Craig.

Hope fizz is not getting back with Ty!

I missed what they told John cos other half was talking, I didn't realize they didn't tell him everything.
Yeah I have thyroid issues and get palpitations and dizzy spells a lot

Emma was beyond irritating tonight. All that whinging on outside the bathroom door when Fay was throwing up and clearly in pain.

Had to laugh at DH's reaction to Kirk's little joke about Dido having a dado......He grunted "Not really appropriate at this time of night!" and I realised he was thinking of a dildo!

Would thyroid problems give a positive pregnancy test result? Its so unfair that abi can have surprise babies but Faye and Toyah can't.
At least the sweeties seem to be heading to oz.

To be fair Faye already has a child, which is surely due to turn up again in the near future 🤔

Thats true, and Tyrone must be due a visit soon from Alina or whatever she was called. I completely forgot Faye already had a baby.

Presumably Jon will come back with more questions and Emma will let slip that thay found Ted dead and left him there. No way can Emma swan off happily to Oz with the love of her life unfortunately. If Fizz and Tyrone get back together, Alina will turn up with the baby, that is the law on Corrie.

Oh yes Emma can and must go to Australia, and Amy can go for a long visit at some point.
Did the Tyrone and Alina portrait survive the fire, and what became of his snazzy gear and credit card problems. Without paying rent he can sort out finances and refuse to sell up.

Anyone else think John is up to something? Or have I already missed that news?!

Nooo! Jon is a sweetie, and I want a happy ending for Emma, annoying though she is!

He is very well spoken, he has no trace of an Australian accent and nor does Emma. Jon sounds like he was educated in a minor public school.
Where is the rest of his family?
So many questions!

I think Emma & Jon will head off into the Oz sunset together forever (or until either of them needs a new telly contract), leaving Craig & Faye alone now in that flat that's grown! Does Tyrone own it?

I'm not sure why Imran is fighting so hard for Abi to keep baby Alfie, surely he'd want to have him himself which may entice Toyah back?

I am only thankful that Sally & Tims sex life seems to have taken a back seat this week

Elsie doesn't appear to do anything except smile occasionally. Is she at Nursery and when will they apply to Bessie Street?

Toyah and Imran did that annoying Corrie thing where two people talk/argue about a metre away from the person who's not supposed to hear. Poor Elsie.

Did i mishear or did Imran tell little Elsie that he hoped she would find happiness in the future? What a weird thing to say to a small child.

@Deadringer

Did i mishear or did Imran tell little Elsie that he hoped she would find happiness in the future? What a weird thing to say to a small child.

I'm only just catching up on yesterday's, but I thought that was weird too. Elsie is still at nursery, but he was talking to her like she was a teenager

If Fizz and Tyrone get back together, Alina will turn up with the baby, that is the law on Corrie.

Haha 100%.
I feel bad for Toyah but I feel as if she’s handling the situation and dealing with Imran as well as possible. Gary and Mary need to stop forcing Kelly to see her mum, it’s annoying

Did i mishear or did Imran tell little Elsie that he hoped she would find happiness in the future? What a weird thing to say to a small child.

Yep that was such a strange and awkward goodbye. No wonder Toyah was rolling her eyes in the background haha.

@eggandonion

He is very well spoken, he has no trace of an Australian accent and nor does Emma. Jon sounds like he was educated in a minor public school. Where is the rest of his family? So many questions!

I was thinking that, Emma grew up in Aus didn't she?!

@icecreamgirl94

To be fair Faye already has a child, which is surely due to turn up again in the near future 🤔

What???? When did this happen and where is it?

@Deadringer

Presumably Jon will come back with more questions and Emma will let slip that thay found Ted dead and left him there. No way can Emma swan off happily to Oz with the love of her life unfortunately. If Fizz and Tyrone get back together, Alina will turn up with the baby, that is the law on Corrie.

I got deleted for referring to that storyline about Alina, apparently it was a potential spoiler

I used to really like Emma but she's painful now

@clpsmum Yep! I'm sure others can be more accurate on the details and timeline (please correct me if anything is wrong) but she had a little girl called Miley, who now lives in Canada with her dad (a lad from school called Jackson) and his family. Faye didn't know she was pregnant until she went into labour, and was around 14 I think?

Didn't Faye go into labour in the flat above the shop with Craig holding her hand?

She was only 13 I think and after she had baby Miley, let her grandparents (the boys parents) take her to Canada to be raised.

Do we know for sure that Alina was pregnant when she left? Or is it supposition?

@PinkSyCo

Did i mishear or did Imran tell little Elsie that he hoped she would find happiness in the future? What a weird thing to say to a small child.

Yep that was such a strange and awkward goodbye. No wonder Toyah was rolling her eyes in the background haha.

They've never had a single interaction with Elsie that wasn't awkward. I'm glad they're not adopting her.