Just lost my recap.
Fuming.
Basically.
Bryce was much maligned in my book.
And aye - Liv and Jackson are hat material.
Except I feel she is going to drop her Stepford drawers and don her Fatal Attraction skimpies if the ixperts meddle and create trouble in paradise.
Dom and Jack? Jesus ixperts. Sex drives matter. I get both sides but I’m on the fun/no pressure camp. Quality rather than enforced. Four times a week is not fun if you only want once.
Al needs to find his man but fair play for letting his little boy ears hear her.
Mind you, he’d have been binned for the funky milk alone. Mink.
(He is sweet though. He might be an arse but he isn’t an arse like Andrew style arse).
Andrew reading his apology? Fail. Ugly crier but with no tears? Beautiful effort. Tit.
There was no huge apology. No bombshell. I’d have believed him more if he’d have said he had 3 partners. And two of them were his hands.
And I believe he is only sorry because even his hands are disgusted and want nowt more to do with him in the future.
Issues my arse. What pish.
And the Limbo Queen and her dramatic sighing? You wrote stay love.
And did he call her a narc in the clip for tonight?
Clicketyclickyclickyclick.
That is the sound. Yes the sound of the crowd.
A crowd of women.
And the fanginas of those women are studiously knitting themselves shut.