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Andrew will probably only have sex on the brain from now on.

Because no woman is going to go near little Andrew now.

The only experience in the bedroom I would want from him would be if he was adept at ironing sheets.

I am quite liking Tamara and Brent right now

Watching the dinner party. It’s so clearly staged or at least dramatised/manipulated by producers but hey ho …

Selin is, as suspected, a total bitch. Playing the victim etc. Not keen on domenica either sticking her oar in. Poor bloody Anthony. He seems quite sensitive and private bless him… He seemed so sweet on the honeymoon and now he’s been made out to be an arsehole.

Not sure why everyone keeps banging on about how stunning Mitch is. Yea he’s good looking but so are lots of people. He’s not anything out of this world imho!

Ella’s lipstick is a bit much they seem annoyingly smug as a couple. Agree another Martha and whatever his name was …

Go home Andrew, you TWAT

Febrier

"Andrew can't help having cauliflower ear; I don't think it's on to be unkind about how a medical condition makes us look."

I agree. There is plenty to say about his behaviour and actions, which he can control.

Confession week. I don't think I have any secret that I have never told anyone! Would I have to make something up!!!

350 sexual partners! Wow that would be a big turn off for me. It would certainly not make me want to want him! Would make me want to run.

I always think it is funny when they say. I have never told anyone this before but I feel that I can trust you and millions of viewers

Indeed!!

I think Brent and Tamara are growing on me a lot.

You lot are so wise….many of you said Andrew must have some sort out of porn habit. He’s obsessed with sex! I feel sorry for Holly,she’s a bit nuts/desperate but very vulnerable.

Anthony seems lovely and it looks like Selin is in for a bollocking from the ixperts.

Andrew is repulsive. But we could all learn so much from his vast experience- I think we all owe it to ourselves to sleep with him so he can bestow his prowess and superior carnal knowledge upon us.

Does anyone else think Jack and Cody look really similar?

Andrew has put it like he's just had fun wanging his willy around 350 vajayjays but I'm reading it like no-one sticks around long enough for round two...having said that I'm pretty sure the desperate chiming of Holly's tubes is sending little Andrew back up from whence the balls came....anyhooo....she's far too fragile to be on this show, I don't think it's just the wanting a baby stuff either.

Interesting by Sam's choice of putting shagger Andrew first and Mitch last. Al seemed really gutted to be put in the same bracket as Jack but as he pointed out she had put the older guys up front.

If the ixperts throw anything even remotely resembling a spanner towards Jackson and Olivia then I'll be getting on a plane to Oz forthwith - no drama please, they're getting on so beautifully.

Andrew makes Bryce look like a women's rights campaigner.

@Sagealicious

Andrew makes Bryce look like a women's rights campaigner.

Ain’t that the truth. 🙄

Andrew is repulsive. But we could all learn so much from his vast experience- I think we all owe it to ourselves to sleep with him so he can bestow his prowess and superior carnal knowledge upon us.

Well I won’t be able to.

My lulu knitted itself shut.

Andrew really is revolting, his attitude towards Holly is awful and he is going to make her out to be crazy. Sleeping with 350 women doesn’t mean you are good at sex, no one went back for seconds did they 🤣 He is so creepy and unattractive.

Andrew is some kind of sex-obsessed pervert! and a gaslighter as well! And so full of himself, I don't find him attractive in the slightest. Ewwwwww
Selin is absolutely an absolutely horrible individual.

Holly and Anthony should run for the hills.

Andrew is a dick; I feel sorry for Holly to be paired with him; she would have been good with Anthony

I think he said something about being entitled to sex

I thought it was that he was entitled to his feelings rather than the actual sex…

@Sunbird24

I thought it was that he was entitled to his feelings rather than the actual sex…

No he meant he was entitled to feel good during sex because he loves it so much. Never mind how she feels of course...

If Andrew really wasn't enjoying himself then he should have put his big boy pants on and suggested to Holly that they try something different or try a different position. It's his own fault he didn't communicate with her during sex. How was she supposed to know he wasn't enjoying himself?

As for the 350 sexual partners, there must have been a sale on at the sex shop and he bought a heap of sex dolls in bulk. Can't imagine that many real women would want to go near him.

Andrew does not want a relationship. He is a creepy sex addict and I can't imagine him settling for one woman ever. Especially if he wants a full-on porn performance every time.

Gives me the raging ick.

I nearly spewed when he said he knows his equipment is good. Who says that about themselves?

I loved Holly's rant at the Texan Sex Pest! He was gaslighting, patronising and self righteous during the photo thing and wouldn't let her get a word in. I cheered when she flipped. Can you imagine him him if had to have a few weeks off sex whilst his partner was suffering with morning sickness or after a difficult birth? He would be insufferable. 🚩🚩

Omg this is the first time I've watched this and am completely hooked. Such brilliantly awful tv.
Agree with pretty much everything written below. Feel very sorry for Anthony as she stitched him up good with the girls.
Do the experts step in with advice etc as the series progresses?
Andrew..... urghhhhhhhh