Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** Meena's got meaner, Manpreet's been parked. How long to wait till this killer's card's marked?

[TellingBone]

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God, please grab some horse tranquilliser and off this bitch.

Well that’s it. I’m opening my Jaffa cakes.

Note to self: concentrate on lovely Charity and breathe

She's trying so hard to play the villain. It's actually cringeworthy.

That would be tomorrow then. Spotted a flaw in your plan

Vinny suddenly fully alert after gurgling into the straw seconds previously 😂

She’s mental and dangerous it’s like the twilight zone....please someone finish her off

@MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry

Vinny suddenly fully alert after gurgling into the straw seconds previously 😂

He only had a drop of Smirnoff. Lightweight.

How weird is it to think I fancy a glass of wine.... Let's go to the corner shop to crack open a bottle and drink on my own in the middle of a shop, whilst people are shopping.

The only possible next step is to stick two pencils up her nose and a pair of knickers on her head.

Or break into 'Out on the wildy windy moors...' Needs a red dress.

@Estara

How weird is it to think I fancy a glass of wine.... Let's go to the corner shop to crack open a bottle and drink on my own in the middle of a shop, whilst people are shopping.

Don't forget to laugh hysterically while you're doing it.

@Estara

How weird is it to think I fancy a glass of wine.... Let's go to the corner shop to crack open a bottle and drink on my own in the middle of a shop, whilst people are shopping.

It’s such a weird set up for a wine bar

I think I’d quite enjoy popping to the corner shop in Emmerdale Estara

But only if they served snowballs and if Meena was dead. Locked up isn’t enough. I’ve watched AHS.

Is Liam going to end up in the barn with the ripped up calendar and the shrieking madwoman tomorrow? I think they’ve actually sent them all off on anti acting classes. Also agree, if you could sit at a barrel drinking merlot and eating olives in the afternoon in our village shop everyone would know and you would be gawped at by the likes of Betty Egleton.

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I am ashamed to say as a grown adult woman who is a Safeguarding Nurse
PLEASE could someone finish off this stupid bitch PLEASE
Any how will do - smash her over the head , drown her , strangle her .. anything !!!!

Lmao what a looney tune.

@Estara

How weird is it to think I fancy a glass of wine.... Let's go to the corner shop to crack open a bottle and drink on my own in the middle of a shop, whilst people are shopping.

😂😂

@coldfeetmama

I am ashamed to say as a grown adult woman who is a Safeguarding Nurse PLEASE could someone finish off this stupid bitch PLEASE Any how will do - smash her over the head , drown her , strangle her .. anything !!!!

We all know what nurses are like, we've seen them on Emmerdale.

Does anyone else feel like their life might end before this plot does?

It gets more and more ridiculous every episode. Someone please kill her soon!

@WomanStanleyWoman

Does anyone else feel like their life might end before this plot does?

Yes I do! But I also feel that in typical soap fashion after a week of her getting caught and found out please god soon the crazy nurse that murdered half the village will be never mentioned again! Mind you with meena, that's not a bad thing!

I feel like we might have a “change to scheduled listings” evening this week when someone official in TV land steps in and says enough is enough with this absolute nonsense and cancels emmerdale.

I saw someone on Digital Spy suggest that she will escape and come back for the 50th anniversary later in the year

I also saw someone suggest that a satellite will land on the village which I'm down for.

I think it may finally come to a head on Thursday night, as many cliffhangers tend to do (not that this is a cliffhanger - just a monumental shitshow of a story that's been going on in a loop since time began)

Please, please, PLEASE just end it and give us something enjoyable to watch. Can there possibly be anyone who's invested in this story at all, apart from those who think Meena is a fantastic actress