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Father Christmas is Back (Netflix) worst movie ever?!

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oobedobe · 18/11/2021 20:49

Now I love a cheesy Christmas movie, they are formulaic and comforting, I have spent many a happy afternoon watching them during November and December. My standards are not high.

But this was beyond bad and not even in SO bad its good way, save yourself and don't watch!!

Not sure there is a more wooden actress than Liz Hurley and don't get me started on Caroline Quentin playing mother to a bunch of actors barely 5-10 yrs younger!!

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HaroldSteptoesHorse · 18/11/2021 21:28

Worst ever has to be Elf, I can’t stand it.

CharlottesWebinar · 18/11/2021 21:35

I feel I’m a Christmas movie connoisseur. Harold. Wash your dirty mouth out please. Elf is a seminal work.

Even I had to put Father Christmas is back off halfway through. So so bad. And not Christmas move good bad. Really really bad.

I’m fact it’s made me so sad I had to watch The Princess Switch 3. Which wasn’t as good as 1 and 2. And nowhere near as good as The Christmas Prince 1,2 or 3.

ParishSpinster · 18/11/2021 21:39

I watched this the other week when in the midst of covid fever. And even then i could tell it was awful.

Firstly, are liz hurley and Carolyn Quentin not about the same age?

Secondly, I don't think they introduced the surname Christmas at any point in the first half of the film. Which meant the whole gag of the title felt a bit odd.

It was utter, utter nonsense.

But I might watch again. Grin

Newjobnewstart · 18/11/2021 21:41

I gave up about 20 minutes in. Absolute bollocks

madmumofteens · 18/11/2021 22:00

I'm challenging myself to watch a Christmas movie every day til Christmas Day 2 completed 🎅❤️

ballsdeep · 18/11/2021 22:02

@CharlottesWebinar

I feel I’m a Christmas movie connoisseur. Harold. Wash your dirty mouth out please. Elf is a seminal work.

Even I had to put Father Christmas is back off halfway through. So so bad. And not Christmas move good bad. Really really bad.

I’m fact it’s made me so sad I had to watch The Princess Switch 3. Which wasn’t as good as 1 and 2. And nowhere near as good as The Christmas Prince 1,2 or 3.

Me too! It was bloody awful!
QueenAdreena · 18/11/2021 22:11

Yep. Another one here who turned it off and I really will watch any old shite usually. But that was possibly the worst film I have ever seen.

Chemenger · 18/11/2021 22:12

Had to turn it off it was so grim. All of the acting was woeful, the script was pitiful and what I saw of the plot was paper thin.

JadeTrinket · 19/11/2021 07:01

@HaroldSteptoesHorse

Worst ever has to be Elf, I can’t stand it.
Elf is total horror. The shots of Will Ferrell sitting on his tiny ‘father’s’ lap are deeply freaky.
MichelleScarn · 19/11/2021 07:06

It was horrendous. How it was so bad with the cast l have no idea. Was it shot in 1 day as a lockdown challenge with no script or plot just add libbed?

The 'amazing' pub song? Wtf was that!

Chemenger · 19/11/2021 08:48

The two bags of presents - was my instant prediction that they would be mixed up confirmed?

Bellybootcut · 19/11/2021 08:54

The Dolly Parton one. I think its called Christmas In The Square. I gave up on it 20 minutes in as it was sooo bad and the whole family were getting actually angry watching it. But then a week later I gave it another go on my own and was utterly charmed by it. Its so bad its good. I've thought about it often through the year and looking forward to settling down to watch it again soon.

HereticFanjo · 19/11/2021 08:57

@CharlottesWebinar

I feel I’m a Christmas movie connoisseur. Harold. Wash your dirty mouth out please. Elf is a seminal work.

Even I had to put Father Christmas is back off halfway through. So so bad. And not Christmas move good bad. Really really bad.

I’m fact it’s made me so sad I had to watch The Princess Switch 3. Which wasn’t as good as 1 and 2. And nowhere near as good as The Christmas Prince 1,2 or 3.

I'm with you, Charlotte! Elf is indeed a seminal work!
MichelleScarn · 19/11/2021 09:05

@Chemenger

The two bags of presents - was my instant prediction that they would be mixed up confirmed?
Yep, and of course that meant kids left with slippers and control knickers while Gpa and fellow care home residents had fun with VR headset, scaletrix and an xbox, how original!
madmumofteens · 20/11/2021 15:34

Oh it's really bad OP no mistake there but I will see it through to the end 😳🎅

DamnitFanny · 20/11/2021 15:40

So, so bad and Elizabeth Hurley (mid 50s) being pregnant??? What a terrible movie!

mumsiedarlingrevolta · 20/11/2021 15:44

I am currently on a Netflix non stop Christmas binge-
Crown for Christmas-my current viewing pleasure ticks every single box on the "predictable christmas" bingo card and even I bailed on Father Christmas is back. Dire.

I would like to robustly defend Elf-brings unfettered joy to this household!!

madmumofteens · 20/11/2021 16:40

Well saw it through to the end my god it was terrible nearly 2 hours of my life I'll never get back 😂

IncyWinceySpiderWillies · 20/11/2021 16:43

@HaroldSteptoesHorse

Worst ever has to be Elf, I can’t stand it.
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mafted · 20/11/2021 16:45

I watched in the hope it would improve.
It did not.

iklboo · 20/11/2021 16:56

Elf is ok. Once. Any more than that & it's torture.

Arthur Christmas is our favourite.

TheMarzipanDildo · 26/11/2021 12:46

Try The Knight Before Christmas...

It’s so bad but also so quotable. “Old hag!”

ParishSpinster · 26/11/2021 18:04

Has anyone seen "A Castle for Christmas"?

Its actually not ridiculous! I mean... its a Christmas movie so obviously ridiculous but it isn't bad ridiculous.

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