Strictly '21 #8: And 8 would be quite high enough for most of the dances this week...

[PolkadotsAndMoonbeams]

It was a bit miserable wasn't it? Hopefully the results show probdance will be more fun!

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... I’m clutching my thighs and rubbing my pearls after that (not in a good way)

I feel quite sick at the jeans.

How could he dance in those jeans?!

It felt a bit slow to me, and big sections with not much samba going on.

Adam looked so embarrassed

Too much thrusting and gyrating. Enjoyable yes, but footwork terrible.

WTF was going on with Adam’s face in that?

Nope, not doing anything for me whatsoever.. just some young guy thrusting at my telly..... next

Made me cringe so much

Was that really a samba?

I hated it too. It was dancing by numbers

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Ah, my the thigh rubbers ears have pricked up

What’s the difference between a thigh rubber and a pearl clutcher... or are they the same?
A thigh rubber is someone having a bit of a perv (I think that dance may have actually impregnated him), I have no idea what a pearl clutcher is.

Did we watch something else entirely? He looked like he was hating every second of it

Katya needs to calm down. I've a feeling this will be overmarked

I remember when Craig hated gyrating and thrusting!

It all felt a bit messy. It reminded me of school discos when they boys decided they could dance and put on a show while we rolled our eyes.

@GingerAndTheBiscuits

Eh Anton?!!

Quite

Oh piss off Shirley

Shirley has coke as an extra in Dynasty this evening. Very 80s glam

I'm really not sure what I felt about that. It was both awful and wonderful at the same time. Utterly bizarre and wow, what did I just see?!

This is going to be horribly overmarked.

We all hated it. They all loved it.

Can't believe no one said anything about the ridiculous jeans.

I’m not complaining to be honest, he has a great bum!

I fancy the pants of him but really, that was bad. He looked like he was hating it

SAAAAAAMMMBBAAA

Pearl Clutcher - Dramatically offended over something quite minor, usually class based

BUT WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

I missed that putting tea in the oven - how tight are his jeans?!

Have they all watched a different dance?