LOLOLOLOL and ROFL at the Royal Variety Show... poor Seal, what a mess already aaaaaeeeeelooooocyintheskaaawithdiaaaamonds...

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LOL!

it was like they just threw everything at the stage.

anyhoo, safe-hands schofield and botox thornton. we're in business.

really? is he married? (there don't look to be a lot of married men on stage at the mo )

am i really the only one watching? i'm giving up and switching over if no-one's going to join me to marvel at how beautiful darcey bussel is and how plastic surgeried that katharine jenkins is... (she's one of your mob, in't she, cali?)

califrau - am loving your post

it's like you just chucked a load of words at the computer

(but am amused and impressed, really )

jenkins is a v flappity tap dancer. bussell divine...

im not watching what happened with seal?

me too. she looked tubby in her white suit. mind you, so would anyone standing next to la bussell. who is, as i may have mentioned... divine.
i'm going to switch over soon unless anyone joins me. you're doing a fine job Cali but it's the live experience i'm after. not 'typewriters i have known...'

oh seal was fine. it was all going on behind him. trapeze, ice dance, stiltwalkers, 80s dancers etc etc etc.

I haven't been watching, I'm a bit of a sports freak, so I'm on the Beeb wiht Gary Lineker! Just flicked over for a look see though and I love The pub landlord!

wow!

i do like al murray, i must say. his voice was killing him though. not completely sure about big and little howard...

not sure that they'll be the breakout newcomer act in the manner of gary wilmot etc. oh good. hairspray.

why is schofield wearing a stripey tux? is it really only me who's watching this?

Love this shadow guy... seen it on internet before.

oh yes, sobernow. shadow guy amazing but oddly meh.

meh?

i thought terence trent d'arby was ov-ah?

yeah, meh. just a bit whatever.

Didn't know what you meant by meh!

that's what i meant, just a bit, well, okay... it's shadow puppets... meh.

anyway, paul potts. he's a bit rubbish, non?

I thought he was pretty good! But then, I don't class myself as being highly cultured

Right, Sports Personality is finished, so I'm sticking around here now! I never did get opera singers, they all sound the same to me!