MAFSUK7 - where we let the music take us like one of Feargal’s French girls and can express our dislike of lampshades and sofas through the medium of ecstatic dance

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

For when t’other thread is full 😘

@Curlysusie

Did I miss Josh's home stay?

Josh ended up in a homeless hostel when he was 16 so possibly he hasn't got a family situation to visit like the others do

@Newpuppymummy

I hope the expert give some good advice

As fucking if

Aw no his back ffs.

When has anyone talked about what Luke wants, needs or deserves? It's so one sided.

Nice empty suitcase, Luke

Shes not bothered is she. She told her friends she's not right for him for gods sake. Love how she's putting it back on him!

You tell her Luke! You tell that cow.

Josh ended up in a homeless hostel when he was 16 so possibly he hasn't got a family situation to visit like the others do

Wasn’t that Jordon’s alleged possibly made-up story? Not Josh’s?

@meadowbleu

When has anyone talked about what Luke wants, needs or deserves? It's so one sided.

This is enraging me now

Mog is starting into frilly arsehole territory again with that severely pursed mouth.

She was just taking it in?

OH FUCK OFF WITH YOUR OVERWHELMINESS.

She was overwhelmed 😂😂😂😂 she was busy soaking up the drama

How can you not have a clue her own mother could see it.

Bin her off Luke

It's like a lightbulb has gone on in Luke's head. Go find yerself a lovely lass, Luke. If I were only 20 years younger....and not married...

You fucking didn’t sort that problem there and then when they were on at him.

When has anyone talked about what Luke wants, needs or deserves? It's so one sided.

Yeah I thought this too. Why is it all about Morag.

Morag is only interested in herself, she can’t see past what she wants.

@ElizabethTudor Ah, was it? I assumed it was him as we've not seen his family at the homestay

Shes completely gaslighting him she doesn't want him. She's admitting to her friends but not him.

Hes going to forgive her of course

Lack of communication is not the biggest fault and that relationship. The biggest fault is that she doesn’t fancy him and thinks she’s above him

I’ve got the bastart hump.

She’s just turned everything back on Luke!

Hang on, I thought this wasn’t fucking wife swap?

Luke don’t listen to the stupid icksperts. Head for those welsh hills!