EASTENDERS 51 !!! - no spoilers at all !!!

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Phil house is burnt down

Bernie is 20w preg

Linda has had baby max - I mean Nancy

Over a year since Chantelle died and grey still walking

JANINE is trying to get her daughter

All kids seem to be in the kiddi cupboard

Anything else I’ve forgotten ?

I think eve will become good friends with Shirley. She needs a new partner now Tina's gone

I liked Eve. I think they are doing what they always do, is cartoonising her character at the start, remember Karen?!?! Etc and she should settle down soon

I don't think she'll be there long.

I wonder if Eve will turn out to have come across Tina at some point in the past? Also even if she doesn't stay long she'll have to sleep with a man before she goes! EE rules mean that no lesbian can REALLY not resist a man

Aaron is really making my skin crawl so I guess that must mean the actor is doing a good job. Agree about Kim's performance the other night - I will confess to having a slight sniffle when she was talking to Pearl about Vincent

I must missed it but how does Kim know he’s dead? Did Mr Clown mans say yes I saw him get murdered he’s 100% dead?

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I wonder if Eve will turn out to have come across Tina at some point in the past? Also even if she doesn't stay long she'll have to sleep with a man before she goes! EE rules mean that no lesbian can REALLY not resist a man

Aaron is really making my skin crawl so I guess that must mean the actor is doing a good job. Agree about Kim's performance the other night - I will confess to having a slight sniffle when she was talking to Pearl about Vincent

Ah yes, EE 'lesbians' almost always turn out to be bisexual...

Aaron is vile (yes, good actor). I can't believe the writers are implying Tiff's has to choose between him and her cheating husband. I'd love it if they showed her finding some self-esteem and telling them both to poke it where the sun doesn't shine.

Oops random apostrophe, Tiff not Tiff's

I think Eve was in Lip Service too, if anyone remembers that.

Aaron is truly awful
Evie is also horrible
Stacey is screechy and Suki is just plain rude and nasty!

Regarding Eve I first saw the actress in Lip Service. Didnt like the character at first then warmed to her.
So her in Waterloo road a little bit also.
I think Heather Peace is alright but seemed nervous.

Eve reminded me of Anna Nolan from the first BB. Looks wise only, Anna Nolan is lovely!

Sorry about my poor attempts to upload images, I have asked MN to delete them.

I don’t get why Stacey married eve. She was getting our before her. She could sort out ruby or martin by herself

And yes being out and punching 2 men can’t help her sentence

Why would Stacey marry her ? Where are stacys kids. Aren’t they overjoyed their mum is home?

Will tina reappear ? Or is she dead dead like Vincent

Yes I R.E.M. eve from London’s burning

She worked with bobbys gf dad in London b

I think Stacey married her so Eve would have a "stable home" to be paroled to. Stacey's parole officer said something along those lines". Stacey is friends with her and Eve looked out for her inside, promising to "sort out" Ruby.

Ah right that makes sense

What mummy be are they going to drag in for the baby

And shaz. Kettle pot black

She slept with a young boy while married and got preg

Sewing her wild oats 😂

Surely these days having a partner who has a home (let’s gloss over fact said partner also just come out prison 24h previously) is enough. It’s not 1965 you don’t get marked down for no marriage.

Google’s it you can get married in prison

I suspect that the marriage is so it looks far more permanent and legitimate than "oh, she's my life partner even though it's been less than a year"

She was only in for 6mths

Wouldn’t have net and fallen in love the first eeek

So really surprised prison allowed the wedding going ahead at 3/4/5mths of being together

I looked up the guidance on Gov site I know nerd lol. You can not marry if you have less than 3 months to serve or be released. Guess saves them all the bother when you can just wait. Unless one is dying or a child is due or other special reason. Given they both out in days of each other and would have had to met and decide to marry in weeks. Can’t see how the prisoner governor would be inclined view this favourable for two strangers just met. They could just as easily had Martin met Stacey the day after she got out and married in a register office and Martin as a Witness.

Stacey didn't seem to know Eve had been released.

Oh ffs. Beans on toast is bloody vegan. It's on the board next to you, Karen and Bailey. Beans.On.Toast.

Or toast.

Or tomatoes on toast.

Or mushrooms on toast.

Or a jacket potato with vegetable spread/margarine and beans or tomatoes or mushrooms.

This is a café ffs. They sell this stuff.

Shawn!!

Sean Slater!