Celebrity Masterchef 6: In readiness... Kadeena to win!!! Not Essex!

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness.

See you all for the next one. Happy birthday to those celebrating.

Yes, I forgot to say happy birthday to the ones who need 🎂 and 🍾

Thank you and good night! 🌝

Not Essex. What's that supposed to mean. The other contestants are perfectly lovely. They just happen to have accents from where they're from. Nothing to be ashamed of it's who they are.

I was born and bred in Essex. It's not offensive to me.. Take it how you will. It is meant in jest.

My thanks got bumped off the old thread.

Thanks to you all for your company, jokes and helping me to realise my loathing for Joe Swash isn’t about me, it is about him.

Special thanks to Pebble for all the new thread and title organisation..

Will I see you all in the tent next week for soggy bottoms and scones with too much lavender ( when will they learn, every year there’s always one) .

Have a lovely weekend, especially the birthday people.

Thanks everyone for making this series bearable! Hopefully some of you will be in the forthcoming Bake Off thread…

Oh FFS, thought I’d escaped Swash and then the Studio advert comes on!

Thank Christ for that. Kadeena's menu was far and away the most innovative, technically challenging and brilliantly cooked.

I don't know how Megan stopped herself from decking Swash back in the lounge area, bragging that he obviously came second. Fuckwit

The right result - Kadeena’s cooking looked amazing throughout and she completely deserved it.
But plenty of people were dumped prematurely on the way - I’d say Bez, Johannes and Dion (my personal favourite) for a start. Possibly Will too - he served up undercooked meat but Ulrika (in her series) served up lamb that was completely raw, and she was somehow let through. I do think there was an element of fixing going on. There probably always is.
Unfortunately, as Joe made the final three, that means he is “qualified” to be called back as a judge on future series. And if so, I won’t be watching. I can’t bear him and his stage school “cheeky chappy/artful dodger” persona. Not to mention all the antiquated music hall, seaside postcard, 1970’s “terrified of the missus” stuff. He can just fuck right off.
(p.s. Joe may be “Essex” now but he was born and bred in Islington N1 - like Kathy Burke and Ray Winstone, among others. Hence the cockney references - technically parts of Islington were within the sound of Bow bells when they were heard. Just a factual note.)

Huge relief! Well done, Kadeena. Professionals soon, I hope.

GBBO😎

Just finished watching. I'm so glad Joe didn't win. It seemed like it was being set up for him to win.

Kadeena had the best food on the night. Wasn't too keen on her lippy though.

Do we know when the non celeb one is on or has it been on this year?

Hooray for Kadeena (have finally caught up). So pleased, her food looked amazing despite the soggy tempura.

I think Pleb MasterChef has already happened. Professionals should be in November, if they continue as usual.

Anyone but Jo and his hair

We're catching up now on the Chef's Table challenge, and JOE GOT MASSIVE HELP from Tom Kerridge's kitchen bloke - who pointed out that he'd screwed up and told him to read the fecking recipe. Aaargh! If that doesn't come up in the final judging, then I'm definitely calling Fix.

I bet it won't come up.