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Celebrity Masterchef 5: Bring back the cheese and pineapple hedgehogs!

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Pebbledashery · 10/09/2021 16:25

:)

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fourquenelles · 15/09/2021 21:03

Flashback to when Harry met Sally "pie, pieeeeee"

Piggywaspushed · 15/09/2021 21:03

So we had sandwiches and now pies. Stodgefest!

littlbrowndog · 15/09/2021 21:04

Wow pie man

Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:04

Those pies look beautiful to be fair

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squooshe · 15/09/2021 21:04

Between House of Pie man and Sandwich King man I suspect a lot of the producers calls to top chefs were going unanswered.

TheDogsMother · 15/09/2021 21:04

@fourquenelles

Just watching the lovely Will repair a "Murder box" on the Repair Shop. Such a shame he couldn't cook. Also I was amazed to read that he is 36 years old. I had him down as a much younger pup!
Me too !! I thought he was about 25.
Piggywaspushed · 15/09/2021 21:04

That sounded a bit Sweeney Todd...

'Follow me to the pie room'. Evil Laugh.

Wolfcub · 15/09/2021 21:04

I love a good pie. Annoyingly I've eaten in that restaurant but we were on a tight schedule and pies take 45 mins so I couldn't have one

EsmaCannonball · 15/09/2021 21:05

I think I could happily move into the House of Pie. More than the Semi of Sandwiches, anyway.

Pebbledashery · 15/09/2021 21:05

Salmon en croute reminds me of my exes mums terrible dinners.. Undercooked pastry every time.

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Halsall · 15/09/2021 21:05

I follow someone on Instagram who does much more beautiful-looking pastry than those at the House of Pie.

RomainingCalm · 15/09/2021 21:05

Evening all!

DH and DC have both perked up here. They would live on pies given half a chance. Some of these look fabulous, would love to have a go at making them.

littlbrowndog · 15/09/2021 21:05

The pies look awesome

Have to say my life is really a greggs steak bake

squooshe · 15/09/2021 21:05

Will from Repair Shop is 36? I had him down as being a mere foetus of 22 years.

Ellenanora7 · 15/09/2021 21:06

I had a calzone pizza just like that fish, god it was gorgeous, would scoff it now

jay55 · 15/09/2021 21:06

I don't give a monkeys how a pie is decorated, as long as the pastry is crisp and filling plentiful.

viques · 15/09/2021 21:06

Went on the wrong thread! Thought it was a bit quiet...

So Masterchef has taken five years off Joes life?

No comment.

Smile
TheDogsMother · 15/09/2021 21:06

@EsmaCannonball 🤣🤣

littlbrowndog · 15/09/2021 21:06

Fuck off joe

squooshe · 15/09/2021 21:07

dauphinoise pie!

littlbrowndog · 15/09/2021 21:07

Omg them pies. 💪💪💪

Ellenanora7 · 15/09/2021 21:07

Just watch how Joe and Kem make a better pie than the pie man himself, they will be outstanding

RomainingCalm · 15/09/2021 21:07

Heart attack in a pastry case that one. Blush

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/09/2021 21:07

Evening. I am totally shite at pastry, so all mine is ready made.
Wow, a cheese and onion fondant fancy.

TheDogsMother · 15/09/2021 21:07

God that Dauphinoise pie

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