MAFSUK - come gather ye knackers wherever you are

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Will this do your maj?

@smokeyjoes

Anyone else think Taya looks like Nikki Graeme from Big Brother & Jordon looks like Ashley Cole ?

No, just you

WTAF? But he seems so awkward! I was thinking some kind of personality disorder.

Actually, that fits...you have to be a bit unstable to come on national TV lying about your while life.

What on earth

How strange that the nanna knew. Total baseless speculation but I wonder if there are financial troubles and he's told her he will get big opportunities from this?

Well we wanted drama, but not this. WTF

@Sattherelikealemon

How strange that the nanna knew. Total baseless speculation but I wonder if there are financial troubles and he's told her he will get big opportunities from this?

And she seemed so lovely. Jesus, my BS detector is not working. I was right about him, though, I guess. KNEW HE WAS A WRONG'UN!!

Another of the comments said that he's also lying about not being in contact with his mom. So so strange

Oh wow! That's quite shocking

But that's a spoiler isn't it, that he disappears?!

This series is really weird with contestants on SM posting before episodes (eg Nikita). Admittedly I watched MAFSAUS a year or two after it was filmed so avoided any SM posts about it so don't know if contestants were posting after it was filmed but before it was shown iyswim

I think this series is a shit show and the ixperts should be ashamed

@showmethegin

Another of the comments said that he's also lying about not being in contact with his mom. So so strange

It seems having a shit childhood is a prerequisite to get on the show so maybe they prompted him to embellish

I've seen comments on here and elsewhere about Frankie looking like he's got a nasty temper.

I agree completely but I looked online (don't judge me) and couldn't find anything relating to previous violence or arrests etc.

I'm just thinking out loud but I wonder what it is about him that makes everybody's alarm bells ring, and whether we are all right or completely wrong?

If memory serves, I think Sean was already seeing someone he was keen on when he went on the show so they were never going to be more than friends.

Then how come every shot of them was them playing tonsil tennis! I recall it making me feel a bit ill how they were always doing PDA

@TheRabbitStoleMyHat

Tayah is 25???

I can't figure out what it is that makes her look so old!

Speaking of MAFS Australia

Has anyone seen one of the lasting couples are having twins?

@SecondCityShark

I've seen comments on here and elsewhere about Frankie looking like he's got a nasty temper.

I agree completely but I looked online (don't judge me) and couldn't find anything relating to previous violence or arrests etc.

I'm just thinking out loud but I wonder what it is about him that makes everybody's alarm bells ring, and whether we are all right or completely wrong?

It's his misogynistic comments. His wedding speech was cringe.

Even these experts wouldn't put someone with previous for violence that is Googlable on the show. I'm guessing they knew about Jordon because I Google everyone: a date, a potential employee, a tenant. There's no way these fuckers didn't Google Jordon.

@TheHouseILiveIn

I started to wonder whether he'd changed his name at some point to ungooglify himself. Or, like I said, maybe we are all wrong and he's lovely.

#OverInvested

@JaneJeffer

If Amanda Holden did still have a Nan she would be at least 100 years old.

I thought this!! Isn't Amanda Holden 50-odd now? Is it a joke show?

@JaneJeffer

If Amanda Holden did still have a Nan she would be at least 100 years old.

Funny you say that as there's going to be a reality TV about her and her Nan this week I think!

@HollowTalk yes the ad was on during MAFS

@YourFinestPantaloons someone said it's Leigh Francis

@HollowTalk yes, hence the comments! The ad was on in the break of MAFS. Fake show as Amanda herself is too old to have a rollercoaster-going Nan getting pulled over by dogs. I think it’s the Bo Selecta guy but DH says Eddie Izzard.

Oh I see! So it's a mockumentary?

I might watch it. Keith and Paddy at the Movies was absolutely hysterical so I trust in Leigh Francis to give me a laugh

TheHouseILiveIn

"They should have put Alexis with Ant. What a gorgeous couple they'd be"

Yes, I agree. Much better.

I did love Taya's dress. Alexis looks stunning.

Taya and Adam look like they have a shot.

Taya loves her mum, nice girl

Switch up time for the others!

Ant and Alexis, Bob with Morag, Luke and Amy, and Megan and Josh!

Nikita and Jordon deserve each other!

I can't figure out what it is that makes her look so old!

Her neck is a bit crepey, as per the pic I've attached from her Insta, but I think it's mainly the puffed filler look. Usually done by 40+ year olds so when 20-odd year olds do it you can't differentiate them. I think its great! When I go back on the dating scene I will unashamedly shave 10 years off my age

I’m convinced she’s ten years older but if she was surely she’d have been ‘outed’ by someone by now on social media.

Seems we're not alone in doubting Tayah's age
twitter.com/dailystar/status/1435004381087375360?s=19

Poor girl if she really is 25

I did love Taya's dress. Alexis looks stunning

I thought Taya looked lovely in her dress. Nice figure. Alexis is pretty and looked nice but her dress was a bit dated.