Below Deck E4

[PinkDaydreams]

Morning!
I've noticed a below deck hay u (or whatever it's called) thread but I can't seem to find an E4 one. Is anyone watching??

I am but I’m not sure I will be for long.

I’m not a yachtie or whatever they call them, and I don’t know what is permitted on board.

I am not condoning drug use but surely prescription is different?

But looking at last night’s episode, I’ve gone clean off Malia.

Way to get your own way matey.

And for what? So you can go. Humpyhumpy on the waveywaveys?

Snide.

About to binge watch once LI finishes! I saw the first episodes when they were on E4 last year and got quite hooked. There's some big personalities which can get irritating!

Yes I thought that was very sly of Malia. I agreed with Hannah that just because Malia and Tom were a couple doesn't give them the right to share a bunk and move everybody else. Malia was being a spoilt brat!

Given the close proximity of the crew quarters ((they look all crammed into a wee bit of the boat - but I might be wrong), I’m not sure I’d be overly thrilled at listening to someone on the nest all night.

Pulling rank with the head chef shite was sleekit.

But whatever gets you through the night Malia sweetheart…

^tonythreepies

Think you are going to enjoy this.

So Maritime Law applied.

Fair enough. I agree with that whole heartedly and it should be upheld.

Still a bunch of sleeky smiling assassins though.

And the snarky hmms and snarky snorts from the wee sweetheart
and the glee from Bugbear? And the ‘don’t care’ from ParaHandy?

I don’t care for snidey bar stewards.

I’m hoping it goes to shit.

I haven't watched last night's yet.

The last few episodes Pete has hardly been shown! To be honest I don't like him anyway but I think it's strange he's gone from loads of show time to now hardly anything? He was very inappropriate with his comments though.

Not a loss. He makes me itch.

You know the involuntary shudder you get when someone mentions ‘crabs’? (Not marine)

He does that to me.

I reckon he might get his jotters as well.

I’d like to see a whole new crew. And capn.

I like this lot not.

Pete had something racist on social media so they edited him out of future episodes. It was really weird.

Eeeee.

That explains it

Who do we think the new stew will be? It sounded like the girl from the last series that got with Jack the Scouser? I can't remember her name!

Just seen this thread I've been watching this series on E4 and love it, I could never work in such close quarters with people like that or do those hours! I think it might be Aesha that's joining she was with Jack on the last season

Oh I liked that Aesha.

I’m not fond of this snakey lot though.

It isn’t that I have a problem with rules and regulations or the application of same. Most of my working life I’ve been held to similar.

I have a problem with those who have a face for every side of the clock tower and who delight in someone else’s downfall and are downright snarky when it should’ve been handled better though.

Blame it on editing all ye want. We all heard what you said.

You can say your snorts of derision or words being out of context all ye like.

You can’t edit what you didn’t say.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard I feel the same, don't like this crew at all and I'm fed up of the romance between Jess and Rob

I loved Aesha so I hope it’s her.

Malia is an absolute snake, the way she sucks up to Cpt Sandy is nauseating.

I feel for Hannah, she always got so much shit as head stew, and she didn’t deserve to have her career ended like that.
I googled her and it sounds like she is doing great now though, she has a little girl and runs a yacht stewarding business!

I’m glad that Hannah is doing well for herself.

Malia’s little snorts annoyed me intensely. Probably too hard to use her words with that forked tongue of hers.

I’m not keen on the ‘romance’ either pink

I’m not buying the declarations of love either.

Cannot believe how they handled the hannah incident. It made me so cross and malia and sandy should be ashamed of themselves. They clearly have manoeuvred her out I think. Bugsy and new chef just happening to be there and available.. Also prescription meds for panic attacks surely is acceptable.

I'm watching! Just strutted up to DH and said "I'm your chief Stew and I'm fed up with you being lazy..." he replied it wasn't the role play he was looking for so I asked if he wanted to be the Bosen instead of 3rd Stew... he didn't!

Just found this programme, I'm hooked!

I am holding back decorating the table for each mealtime, think I might save it for the weekend

I regularly ‘pull for dinner’ now (ie put the cutlery on the table)

I really dislike the current guests, the baseball player and his wife and friends.

I love the pulling for dinner!
@MaintainingPositivity please do it, decorate your table!! Im saying this as I have a toddler who would pull everything off the table if I did it!!

I am not keen either. Likewise the ‘dildo guests’

Money doesn’t give you permission to act like an arse.

And the romance looks as though it is going down the big slide too. No surprise there.

@PinkDaydreams I have teenage boys, so they would either:

1. not even notice
2. eye roll
3. think I'd finally lost the plot