Celebrity Masterchef 2.. Fridge cake you say?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians...

I'm still laughing at @iklboo's vision of Joe turning up to a bowel opening gig

FUCKOFFJOEANDGREGGGGGG

Joe, we know you're ginger. Stop nicking Stacey's box dye and have a wash. You rim-cheese.

Evening all,late to the table tonight so I will just be picking at the crispy leftovers until I can watch catch up. Small domestic disaster here, my freezer which has been making bleepy unwell noises for some time finally decided it had enough and stopped freezing. The fridge bit is fine thank goodness but have had to dump all the defrosted food we couldn’t eat yesterday and today. Hey ho. I now have to find my library card to sign on and read Which fridge freezer recommendations......

Oh no. First Patrick, now Will, oh my goodness, poor Johannes , will he be able to cope with the pressure of being last cute man standing.....

There must be loads of people we don't want to be on Sleb MC, in case our good opinion of them is shattered irrevocably. Let us keep our illusions, please.

Joe is incredibly obnoxious. I mean, these “showbiz/reality show” types do have a tendency to be “on” all the time in a way that is pretty tiresome to us non-stage school types, but Joe just came across as a bit mean - not a nice person.
Sorry to see Will go. He made some mistakes but I actually didn’t think he was the worst at all.
The BAME contestants aren’t doing that well, are they. 🤔

Is there something about being a bit of a dish that means you can't cook?

Though neither Patrick nor Will were the worst IMO.

Very behind on the thread and the shows, just watching Fridays now Mondays up next.

Gotta say I am not someone who watches towie and similar and generally don't warm to the people that appear on them but I REALLY like this girl. She seems genuinely down to Earth, a grafter

Bloody forgot again last night. Argh. Anyway.

I like Melissa and Dion, and Katie was actually quite sweet, so I hope she does OK. Joe can fuck right off with Gregg.

Joe is a bit odd on Gogglebox. Strange marital dynamic.

I'm hoping to be on time but currently only 28 mins into masterchef Australia and still got an hour to go, squeaky bum time to see if I make it for 9pm lol

Hi chuffians.. Looking forward to later.. Need a laugh, had a the shittest fucking day ever, anti vaxxers protesting and blocking the exit from our hospital on the way home delaying my journey to pick my daughter.. Told the police I needed to get on my way, got called a devil's soldier by one of the protestor for working in the hospital 🤣🤣 25 minute journey took 2 fucking hours... Late home, barrage of stuff to do and behind with everything.. Made my dinner the cap off the pepper came off, pepper fucking corns all over my fucking dinner and its ruined 😭😭. Then to add insult to injury, I stubbed my bastard toe on the sofa. Currently feeling very sorry for myself.

@Pebbledashery sounds like your ‘fuck off Greggggg’ usage needs to be particularly frequent and vociferous tonight!
I don’t mind individual anti-vaxxers but when they gang together and abuse people or interfere with them going about their daily lives they really piss me off…

Bloody hell pebble
I hope you've got a large glass of something lovely to hand

What a shit day, Pebble. May your shouts of FUCK OFF GREGG be cathartic and healing.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk ooooooffffff Greeeeggggggggg... Ah feel better already ☺️

Oh pebble. You devils soldier

But the fuckers pepper corns

😘😘

I'm more upset about the pepper corns to be fair. I can cope with being a devil's soldier 🤣

Oh Pebble what a bastard of a day. I think I might be quite puffed up being called the devil's soldier though

Anyway... Don't want to derail the thread.. Who's ready for another dose of Katie Price and further raw poultry 😂

What a bummer, Pebbles! Can you pick the peppercorns out?

When I was a teenager we went on a family day out and stopped at a burger bar before getting the train home. I picked up what I thought was a salt shaker and shook it liberally all over my salad and chips. It was sugar. The rest of the family thought it was funny.

(It was, really. But I love my food and was gutted that it tasted so awful when I'd been really looking forward to it. )

I'd like to put the antivaxxers in a locked room with Joe Swash. That would teach them.

Evening all

I dislike joe a lot

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g

What a bummer, Pebbles! Can you pick the peppercorns out?

When I was a teenager we went on a family day out and stopped at a burger bar before getting the train home. I picked up what I thought was a salt shaker and shook it liberally all over my salad and chips. It was sugar. The rest of the family thought it was funny.

(It was, really. But I love my food and was gutted that it tasted so awful when I'd been really looking forward to it. )

I'd like to put the antivaxxers in a locked room with Joe Swash. That would teach them.

There was so many peppercorns I was too upset to fish them all out, dinner went in the bin.. Ha ha sugar 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Well done for eating it though.

Oh bless you Pebble devil's soldier

FUCKKKKKKK ORRRFFFFFFFF GREGGGGGGGGGG (who looks like the devil's scrotum).

Ooh love this !