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Celebrity Masterchef 2.. Fridge cake you say?

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Pebbledashery · 16/08/2021 21:23

Here we go chuffians...

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/08/2021 21:48

@Halsall

It's the fake tan. he looks like he is is 1960s musical film make up for a ruffian in Oliver or something

Pray to god that he and Gregggggg don't decide to caper round the studio as they indulge in an impromptu a capella rendition of Oom-Pah-Pah 😱😱😱

“Gawd luv a duck guvnor. Apples and pears! Buuuulllseye, get ere!” With thumbs in braces and knees up muvver braaan!
Pebbledashery · 23/08/2021 21:48

I can't deal with all the mess...

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fourquenelles · 23/08/2021 21:48

I think Will will be going at this rate. Oh well back to Repair Shop where at least he has a remarkable talent.

RomainingCalm · 23/08/2021 21:48

@littlbrowndog

Is John just going through the motions here and picking up cheque

I think the same. I don't think he likes the celebrity MC much (well, not since Lisa) but is contracted to do it and is just going through the motions.

It's time for a change for both John and Gregg to be honest - needs some new blood.

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 23/08/2021 21:48

Dion has asbestos fingers!

littlbrowndog · 23/08/2021 21:49

Dixon’s looks great

littlbrowndog · 23/08/2021 21:49

Dion

Pebbledashery · 23/08/2021 21:49

Dions plate looks delicious.

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Halsall · 23/08/2021 21:49

Did Greggggg just imply that oven-cooked salmon was a daring choice of dish? WTF?

Dion's looks good.

fourquenelles · 23/08/2021 21:49

Yeah Dion is safe.

jay55 · 23/08/2021 21:49

Joe continuing the phallic theme

Butteredtoast55 · 23/08/2021 21:50

Katie's teeth make Megan McKenna's look 100% natural. It's like they're made of plastic.

Pebbledashery · 23/08/2021 21:50

Feta and salmon 🤮

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ilovesooty · 23/08/2021 21:50

Well done Dion.

Pebbledashery · 23/08/2021 21:51

Your Sausages a cooked lol. Another wild compliment.

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Ellenanora7 · 23/08/2021 21:51

Now I hate onions but I do like onion gravy, no skin in the mash thanks

Wolfcub · 23/08/2021 21:51

Like a Yorkshire pudding John? It is a Yorkshire pudding. Ffs why are john and Gregg being so thick tonight

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/08/2021 21:51

Skin won’t get stuck in Katie’s teeth as they are all one piece.

Blueberrycreampie · 23/08/2021 21:51

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Ha! I would love to see that. 🤣

Ellenanora7 · 23/08/2021 21:51

Not a fan of duck at all

Pebbledashery · 23/08/2021 21:52

Omg quacking!!

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Wolfcub · 23/08/2021 21:52

Will is gone

Pebbledashery · 23/08/2021 21:52

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Skin won’t get stuck in Katie’s teeth as they are all one piece.
Ha ha im laughing out loud
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ilovesooty · 23/08/2021 21:52

Raw duck. I reckon he's going.

Madcats · 23/08/2021 21:52

So why didn't they pour KP's gelatinous gravy?

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