Celebrity Masterchef 2.. Fridge cake you say?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians...

Oh Katie fake tan hands...

I know appearances shouldn’t matter and you may all kill me but couldn’t will have got a haircut before filming.

You shut your mouth! (who am I quoting? I know I recognise it from somewhere!)
Shaft, John Shaft.

I seriously have deja vu of Joe doing this programme before, but I think I'm having flashbacks of Ricky from Eastenders and some bloke from TOWIE.

Evening all, I'm behind you all as was out with dd then was watching masterchef Australia

Joe obviously did well in school

fourq

We are still friends, right?

'Will has identified time in the sauce.' Sounds like incredibly advanced theoretical physics.

@Halsall

fourq

We are still friends, right?

Always!

What's with all the phallic items tonight

Her plastic surgeon wants shooting never mind firing. Her eyes are way too tight

I don't understand Katie's face

I agree OhWhat and it had all that plus more 😁

I remember Melissa now thanks to who said that about the drama she was in

I've missed what the dumplings are

I actually feel quite sad looking at Katie. She used to be beautiful.

@Ellenanora7 - festivals apparently, cornmeal dumplings with nutmeg

I hope Will doesn't cook for his wife

Don’t poke the fish

Me too scarlett. It's so depressingly awful. Peter Andre was in something I was reading saying his own kids had his permission to do reality TV and get plastic surgery. Hmm.

@PrincessScarlett

I actually feel quite sad looking at Katie. She used to be beautiful.

Just remember she didn't NEED any of it, she wanted to look like this!

I'm a similar age to Katie, and very glad my fat fills out my face.

She's had her lip fillers dissolved (or expired or whatever it does) which makes the whole area look a bit sunken.

That fish of Katie's is going to disintegrate.

@EsmaCannonball

'Will has identified time in the sauce.' Sounds like incredibly advanced theoretical physics.

Indeed.

Schrodinger's Time In The Source. Or is it?

Raw dumplings 😂

Did Dion just picked his dumplings out the fryer with his hands?!

[quote Sunbird24]@Ellenanora7 - festivals apparently, cornmeal dumplings with nutmeg[/quote]
Thanks Sunbird they sound quite nice

Just do it Joe and stop bloody talking