Celebrity Masterchef 2.. Fridge cake you say?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians...

Katie needs to sack the surgeon...

And the hair extentionist...

Well this will take up about 5 chapters of Katie's next autobiography.

Who the hell is Joe

Actor and presenter 🤣🤣

Big mallet... Gregggg 😁

@Blueberrycreampie

Dion Dublin does nothing for me, anyone else?

Mind you I'd have him over Joe Swash!

@MichelleScarn

The eyelash fluff on Katie is distracting me! Someone tell her!

Is it not glue?

Potataaa

Bet Stacey Soloman is on the next series

Evening chuffs.
Yeah, not a kp fan, but I think she does everything she can for her kids. And no one deserves that. She does have bad luck with men.
We had crabs that size at a crab shack in Weymouth. Each. Pure greed.
Joe swash! (Sorry, if you’ve heard Athletico Mince you know)

I want Joe to just shut up already.

Will is on The Repair Shop, jay. He restores furniture, and sends ladies into a tizz, apparently. Let's just thank god it's not Jay Blades.

God imagine going to Joe and Stacey's house for a dinner party.. Kill me now

Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure that according to Popbitch Dion is rather, ahem, well-endowed.

Oh bugger, I need to make the bed. Oh well, late to bed then.

@Pebbledashery

God imagine going to Joe and Stacey's house for a dinner party.. Kill me now

Me too

Ooo I love Will. This episode is looking up

(ellen how was the wedding?!)

Joe was in Eastenders and won Dancing on Ice a couple of years ago.

@Pebbledashery

God imagine going to Joe and Stacey's house for a dinner party.. Kill me now

You wouldn't get s word in edgewaysPebble

Will seems nice though!

So how do these celebs' agents pitch this to them?

I think Will is going to serve half cooked chicken.

You get money. Do it