Celebrity Masterchef 2.. Fridge cake you say?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians...

A fairly random google suggests that ONE turbot costs approx 60 smackeroos

Omg Megan. Wtf

Oh that poor lobster died for this travesty

Smashing that lobster

Megan is so ignorant ffs

@fourquenelles

OK Ofnorman you will have to explain

There's not a lot to explain really, he took a phone call, he was wearing a t shirt, he had his free hand on his head so his shirt rode up and showed his hairy lower belly. He'd not long lost all that weight, and was quite tanned so I think he was showing off.

Can you tell it is scarred onto the backs of my eyelids?

Jesus this annoys the hell out of me. All that expensive food butchered.

OK, maybe that's from a top-class fishmonger. But it ain't cheap.

Oh do shut up Eric

It's annoying me that every time they introduce penny they say 'penny Lancaster model, singer and the wife of rod stewart' they don't mention the (presumably non famous) other half's of any other contestant!

You poor thing Ofnorman Very unMN hugs to you ((((()))))

The food butchery is upsetting me

I love Turbot and very impressed and relieved that she was able to fillet and skin it so well.

@fourquenelles

You poor thing Ofnorman Very unMN hugs to you ((((()))))

Thank you 😭

That poor lobster.

Really hard challenge. Rember when the pro chefs couldn’t fillet a fish

Fuck off Gregg and double fuck off Mitch you patronising twassock.

Oh god. That lobster.

Lobster down!

Mels bland food

God I hate this guy. Pillock.

This guy is a twat

Just lobster and butter would be nice

Lobster brains 🤮

Brains! 😲