@TitsInAbsentia
Perhaps I'm somewhat jealous of the perk (fake or not) of Fayes boobs because mine are saggy socks but with the open shirts/jackets she wears I keep thinking they look like one of those joke boob chests, or the ones drag queens wear....
No, you're right.
I was going to joke it looks like a small child has fallen down her top but then I realised that old joke wouldn't work because it looks nothing like that! 