Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

I remember Penny Lancaster saying that she and Rod have a chef because he (who sounds like a bit of a knob) insists on restaurant standard food. She seems nice though.

@EsmaCannonball

Oh dear, Duncan. Fancy being in a position where you can be patronised by Su Pollard.

Yes, oh dear indeed. [ snigger]

See you next week fellow stirrers and mixers! If anyone wants to see real cooking skills then can I suggest Cooking with Paris Hilton, what that woman does with edible glitter deserves a Michelin.

Su is driving me absolutely crackers. I suppose you do have to expect this kind of “music hall turn” thing with the celeb version, but it’s wearing very very thin.
Looking forward to seeing what Patrick can come up with next week. He seems like the type who can cook to me.

Patrick Grant will be slightly more dignified than this week's bunch. I don't think he'll be high-kicking with Greggs or getting tearful because his curry looks like puke.

OK I watched tonight's on an actual telly. Have now realised the episode I watched whilst self isolating in my room the other day with crappy WiFi was from an old series, with hugging and confusing restaurant visits.... the penny only just dropped...

Heh Piggy that must have looked weird in comparison.

Thanks all! She arrived on my living room floor as I didn't make the hospital

Just finished watching as I was watching the football. Su is extremely annoying and she needs to leave.

Now watching masterchef Australia.

Su is definitely using this as an audition for panto. All that “spontaneous” breaking into song and the tedious “I’m mad, me” stuff. Please give it a rest.

Su doesn't need to audition for panto - Su is panto.

This is the only positive thing I will ever say about Gregg - he can sing. Didn't expect that.

Su is sooo annoying. I knew she would be because she's always been that way to me, even in her hi di hi (spelling?) days.

Never would have picked Su and Ben being the two to get through this week.
I was a bit hmm about the smoked haddock with the curry, but then thought of kedgeree so not too far off really.
Bez's fish looked like it would taste good, though looked a bit horrific. The 'sauce' was not saucy enough, but then they said it was like a hummus so might have tasted good.
Su's looked dreadful but it seems to be more about what things taste like than look like so far. Hopefully presentation will start to factor in.
Looking forward to next weeks.

Oh, and looked up Angellicas dress, she did a post on Instagram, but hasn't said where it's from. Several people have asked in the comments.

*Bez ffs

@fourquenelles she's just said on Instagram it's from John Lewis

What is?

@AuntLydiasNewHairdo

What is?

Her dress

@viques

Was that delicious Patrick I spotted for next week. Yeah! Things are perking up.

Yes and Will from repair shop, god if he can cook too he will be so perfect 😋

I’m looking forward to Will too. He’s lovely! I bet he can cook.
And I’m also looking forward to Patrick. And Johannes too.

Evening lovelies. See you all soon.

See you soon!

@longtompot thanks! I am trying to find it not that they will stock 2XL!

Tonight's haute cuisine was a bowl of cheerios😂

Here

Salt vinegar crips fried tatties beans

Evening Chuffians. Looking forward to seeing lovely Patrick Grant.