Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

Omg I love her. She is a great cook

Thank fuck they can't send them to a restaurant.

@squooshe

IS IT MARCUS?

NO. NISHA IS NOT MARCUS.

Sad times

Oka bit gushing sorry

I like Nisha Katona

Er Where's Marcus??

@EsmaCannonball

I like Jay but I'm not one of the ones who has filthy thoughts about him. He puts me in mind of a Highland Cattle bull that Zeus has turned into a human being, (although I can see that might be the appeal for some).

She is cool as fuck

Sue appears to have the worlds biggest onjon

Jeez, that onion’s the size of Su’s head!

I like Nisha.

Marcus where are you 😢

Bush's is my woman crush. She's the female Jay

Oh fair play he's using the egg

@Sunbird24

Jeez, that onion’s the size of Su’s head!

And a lot quieter.

Su is having a heart attack 🤣

I know it's super pretentious but I love her word choice when she's talking about wielding spices and beguiling people.

*EsmaCannonball

I like Jay but I'm not one of the ones who has filthy thoughts about him. He puts me in mind of a Highland Cattle bull that Zeus has turned into a human being, (although I can see that might be the appeal for some).*

I have come over all unnecessary.

Nisha not bush. Bloody autocorrect

I like Indian but I have to ask for no traces of coriander whatsoever... Evil little herb

Why are they all wearing black? Did I miss something?

@Wolfcub

Nisha not bush. Bloody autocorrect

Bush😂😂😂

I don't know Nisha but she seems fab.

Lady's fingers 🤮

@Pebbledashery

I like Indian but I have to ask for no traces of coriander whatsoever... Evil little herb

Ooh that must be tricky!