Emmerdale or Bummerdale as nothing good ever happens anymore No Spoilers

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Will Mean the murderer ever stop smirking or learn to act

Are Jimmy and Mandy going to get together and leave Nicola heartbroken

Will Aaron and Ben ever look like a convincing couple

Will anyone ever be happy in the Dales again

So, I think Jamie's body will never be found. He'll be declared dead then come back in 10 years time to wreak havoc (once he's learnt to act).

He'll still have that irritating and nasally voice, so here's hoping it's a whole new head.

Remember how we thought Kim would disappear for ages after she 'died'? He'll be back on Monday.

@PrincessScarlett

So, I think Jamie's body will never be found. He'll be declared dead then come back in 10 years time to wreak havoc (once he's learnt to act).

Reckon you're right.

Also agree that Absence of Meena will build to a Christmas denouement. Was hoping that they'd cottoned on to viewers' views and accidentally on purpose neglected to bring her back from Ibiza.

@TellingBone I can't wait until Christmas for this Meena shit to be over with. I'm really enjoying Emmerdale again without her in it. I've even warmed to Al and his smirking!

You know how olden Emmerdale always had a character who sat at the bar commenting on everything, I think Al should be that character just being salty to everyone.

Edna Birch 2.0?

quick buy him a hat

And a dog! 🤣

@JaneJeffer

You know how olden Emmerdale always had a character who sat at the bar commenting on everything, I think Al should be that character just being salty to everyone.

Ah the Seth* part. Zack would have been the obvious candidate but looks like the actor has mostly retired? Don't think Bear Wolf is the type, nor Rodney. Are they shaping Brenda up for the Edna Birch role?

*Don't know if I've ever mentioned it but I saw Stan Richards a few times in a pub I used to live near. Always with a 'young bit o' stuff' as Seth himself might have referred to her. Eurgh.

McStupid!

And Mackenzie has really grown on me too. But not sure if I'm just lowering my standards/tolerance because of the shit storylines we've had to endure 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

I think he's great. Loved his line about the kitchen table not least because I can imagine the vanity fans exploding with rage even though they're "not watching anymore" because of him. I must go and look at Twitter

That was a really enjoyable few episodes
Wish he was dead though
Leave meena wherever she is how about bringing back the Iceland ash cloud so she can't fly? then she can breathe it in and perish off screen
Chas is doing my nut in Shes very whingy

Pity he didn't take a few passengers with him.

@JaneJeffer

Pity he didn't take a few passengers with him.

More like a coach load

Why does a tiny village like Emmerdale have two vicars?
Chas is disappearing before our eyes, a strong puff of wind and she’s a gonner.

Gemma's sister is an oddball.

I was thinking that @JaneJeffer, something very odd is going on there.

Real people: 'Liam - you said you worked on Alderney ward but when I went today no one had heard of you'.
Liam: < reasonable explanation >

The end.

Leyla: 'Liam - erm, do you um, flit between different wards and hospitals or something unlikely like that?'
Liam: My God! Do you think I'm having an affair with a nurse?!
End of marriage

Soaps!

Who’s Gemma?

Is Gemma the pale girl with the long red hair ? I think she's the sister of the heart donor ? Maybe wrong

Oh yeah! It’s that dead girl that chloes sister who gave Sarah her heart? It’s all
A bit strange it was driving me mad

I reckon Chloe is up to something, don't trust her, I think she hated her sister and is going to take it out on Sarah, not that I'd mind I can't stand her, wish she'd sod off to Scotland to be ignored by her mother up there.

Kims ranting and raving is ridiculous, now Chas will find out about the horse doping and leave Paddy over it.

Oh no Mandy is back.