Fancy the bloke off Doodledoo? This is what he thinks of you

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you're all hormonal and bored

He does sound good fun.

And he's 100% right to put it into context. But if someone is going to have forearms like that, entertain my children and make me laugh, I'd have a crush on them in a heartbeat, hormones or not.

OBM, you'll appreciate my Taffia joke

I guy from the Taffia came to see me today. he made me an offer I couldn't understand.

snort! see.

Prob. not worth waiting an hour and a half for though...

oh i don't know... not much on the telly..cept long words.

and lizzie, why would you do that??
MN is like Fight Club.
Old joke but very much so worth repeating in this case.

that's lissie, sorry.
was too busy spitting onto my hand bandages to notice correct spelling.

i remember all that thread you guys

its a wonder he didnt say we are bunch of stalking freakos..lol
and how on gods grey earth didya get breastpads into conversation???
do spill igw...

leave the faffia alone! you guys..i love the idea of taffia
whats 'dont break my balls' in welsh..????

What's the 'faffia', Hairy? A gang of muscle-bound ditherers?

all history teachers are gods/goddesses imo

pw..it twas a glorious fruedian slip typo dontcha think?

i belong to the faffia, capo in the procrastination division!

oh pleaase can I have one!
I can make peopls offers they can't ... quite get around to making a decision on.

i send people to sleep with the goldfish (very hypnotic dontcha know)

oh yes! your both in..

jsut the sort of faffers needed...

lissie.. interrogation sounds your bag..

lol onebatmother!
that's a good technique... for extortion!
got yer own department!

Have jsut realized that Doodle Doo bloke is Will Mellor? is he?
I think I need to get out more, too much thinking about Will Mellor/Self

naw naw obm YOU do need to get out more! n thats an ORDER!!

doodledoo guy is chris something..
will self is who we fancy
will mellor

off to the park with you...NOW!!!!

went to park like you said hairy but it all seemed a bit ...pointless, you know?

yes i do know
have me pointless park moments too...

Ha - there is a (New Yorker?) cartoon of two mothers in a park pushing their kids on swings, and one of them is saying 'Why do they grow up so slowly...'

I'm bored, and hormonal, but I don;t fancy you, Chris

I had no idea who he is, so I googled him.

If he's supposed to be 'dishy', I can only assume these pictures were taken from an unflattering angle.

All 52,700 of them.

oh pw..
..i can feel that pain..

btw, do you subscribe to New YOrker Mag?

lol Policy! but actually, meant 'pointless in comparison to the heart-juddering feeling I get when I think of Will Self..."
rather than just kids are pointless per se (though they are of course)

Hekate, are you talking about Will Mellor (from fuck knows where) or Chris thingy from doodle doo.

If the former, yes, looks like porn actor.

But if Chris from Doodle do (and you Frayed) you MUST see him in action to fully understand.

He's very much at ease with himself, and his glove puppet friends; and he's welsh. All of which i find v alluring.

Hairy - no. Do you? That sounds like a very grown-up thing to do. DP subscribes to New Scientist, but the cartoons are crap.

OBM - I find that vacant park-time can be rather good for constructing elaborate fantasies about dissolute types...

I dont fancy him. I do think he is very funny though.

Shockingly shoddy article.