Oh FFS - what are Channel 4 ON???

[Prunie]

Just found this on a website:

"We are looking for women who are about to give birth and intend to eat their placenta and men or women who regularly drink breast milk. As I am sure you know, Cutting Edge is not 'sensationalist' television. This would be a serious, analytical approach to the subject."

Oh yes, I'll bet it would be.

Perfect. Particularly that "As I'm sure you know...."

Notice how that request has not been put on Mumsnet.....

Honestly. Are there no limits with that channel?

We are looking for people who eat their own poo for its healing properties or who use it as a cleansing face mask for its agedefying benefits. This is a serious programme on the benefits of using your poo. If you would allow us to point a camera at your arse while you produce your poo, we would pay extra. If you share your poo with friends and family we will orgasm on the spot.

pmsl hekete

lol Hekete.

We are looking for people who sleep inside or underneath their kitchen appliances. This would be done very seriously and there would be no laughing at crazy people who bed down for the night in their tumble dryer. Oh no. Very serious we are.

well, I'm not sure about this one, but Cutting Edge is often quite good.

I do feel a bit sorry for them - because I agree that Cutting Edge is often totally worthwhile television. But honestly how can a programme about placenta-eating and adults drinking breastmilk be anything other than sensationalist crap designed to get into the papers?
Who is running C4 these days?

thank you prunie - you have just given me my first laugh of the day

God, it is fucking disgraceful.
Idiots.