Emmerdale - I Spy With My Equine Eye - *NO SPOILERS title amended by MNHQ at OP's request*

[JaneJeffer]

What's Kim going to find on her little pony cam?

Loved his wig. Better than Bernice's

I'm really mad at ITV for fucking up and not airing an episode.

Oh I don't like Ben. Saying Liv is wrong because she was out of it. Lies! He's definitely up to something. He was horrid go Liv before as well.

Robert hurry up and get your arse back to Emmerdale.

Doesn’t anybody listen to anybody ??

Soap rule #1

When a simple explanation would avoid misunderstandings, do not offer one at all costs.

It’s so irritating

Why don't you just sit outside and shout through the window Charles?

Errm...David and Vic?

Or just walk in the door like you usually do Ben.

Well that was another annoying episode . Ben, Charles, Faith, Chas why do I watch it

I just live in hope that they sack the producers it improves.

Jane just checked my deleted stuff and yep it did actually only record one on Virgin one but catch up has a double episode, very bloody odd.

Where has Harriet been anyway.

I've been searching for that episode Ellen and Virgin Three have it down for Saturday at 1.30. I can't understand what they are playing at! They are fecking useless anyway. They never air the second Thursday episode until 8.30 when ITV have it at 8. Bring back TV3!

Right so we’re there 2 episodes this evening? I watched one at 7:00.

All I know is there's five episodes so far this week but I've only seen four. The one before the Pride episode has gone missing somewhere but it may have been shown on ITV. Who knows? Not I.

Oh and yes two of those were on this evening. There was another one at 8. I'm confusing myself now!

How irritating!! I’m not sure I can be arsed watching the missed ones.

How many times have Brenda and Eric split up now because of Faith and a misunderstanding? Is it 2 or 3 now? Bloody lazy writing.

@JaneJeffer

Or just walk in the door like you usually do Ben.

Until tonight I thought that Ben had moved in with Aaron!

As for Faith doing a good turn and watering down Liv's vodka bottle, by now it would be 90% water and Liv would know! Doesn't make sense at all.

One more question, isn't there supposed to be a baby in the DavidShopflatupstairs? Who looks after it while he is working? I need answers.

At risk of repeating myself I have to agree with others and say ROBERT COME BACK! It would have to be the original actor though and not a new headed one.

Where's does Ben actually live?

Also which the writers would just let Aaron and Ben be for a while. The constant drama and angst is too much. I can only assume that as Ben said he had a drunk dad that drunk man is his dad rather than an ex lover cos of his age. But tbh no one cares. Drunk Liv is enough as it is.

I don't think it would make much difference if you did miss an episode at the moment. It's like groundhog day, with the same scenarios being repeated over and over again -

1 Somebody overhears something they're not supposed to
2 Somebody sees something they're not supposed to
3 Somebody is trying to say something important but the person they're talking won't listen

1,2,3 repeat.........

We have quite a few couples who have just found themselves in a relationship because one of them foisted themselves upon the other - Ben and Aaron, Meena and David, Andrea and Charles

Much drama promised next week but I don't think even that is going to inject much life into the dead donkey that Emmerdale has become.

@RaraRachael yes I've seen there is much drama to come. Not sure I'll be able to survive the whole week given the characters involved. Maybe if we all skip next week and return to viewing the following week then Emmerdale will be back to the show we all love.

Oh and I'm another one all for the return of Robert! Come on Emmerdale!

Robert and Aaron were (and still are i.m.o.) the most convincing same sex couple in any soap and more so because in real life neither are gay.

We live in hope R will come back. In soaps they can release prisoners any time they like so I am guessing the actor is either against it or he may be tempted for a pay rise.

I think it’s time we officially petitioned for a robert comeback. There are enough of us here that want it. They will listen to all 5 of us

Just send Cain round to fling him in the boot. Job done.