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Naked attraction

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ggggrace · 12/05/2021 18:25

Anyone noticed how most contestants on naked attraction (the females) have innie vaginas!๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚everyone seems to prefer innies. So insecure now๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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StopTryingToSellMeYourBollocks · 14/05/2021 20:01

@Housewife2010

Does anyone remember a one off programme about ten years ago where everyone in an office had to have a naked day for team building? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Channel 4? Must be. How do they dream this crap up. Any excuse for nudity.

Next on the C4 TV schedule:
Naked farming with Ben Fogle

Britain's next still life model

Nudist supermarket sweep with lots of innuendos about melons and sausages

Britain's best bumhole bleacher

And instead of Wife Swap the old way there is actual wife swapping with car keys and uncomfortable lingerie.

DobbyTheHouseElk · 15/05/2021 07:39

To be fair, most Ben Fogle programs see Ben semi nude if not totally nude.

StopTryingToSellMeYourBollocks · 15/05/2021 13:21

Have they done a celebrity version of naked attraction yet? To be fair, the only time I have seen the programme is when they show it on gogglebox.

I think a lot of people with normal bodies and hang ups wouldn't go on the programme, so you will see only people with good bodies and bits in a particular shape, with maybe the odd person outside of this description. I expect a lot of people have protruding labia, fat vulva, saggy boobs, varicose veins in weird places in real life, but they just wouldn't choose to show their bits off on the telly. I bet the men all shave themselves to look bigger too! I think these programmes are designed to pull in viewers and make people insecure about themselves, although they will pretend they are trying to do the opposite.

TheRogueApostrophe · 15/05/2021 15:01

I dislike it when women's genitals are described as 'neat' or 'tidy' when there's no visible labia. It's completely normal for the labia minora to be visible (even before childbirth) and is not 'untidy'. And don't get me started on the complete lack of pubes!!

Namechangedforthistoday · 15/05/2021 15:08

@EloiseTheFirst

What's an Innie vagina? Aren't all vaginas innies?
Unless you have a vaginal prolapse yes!
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