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OMG-I've got a schoolgirl crush...................

119 replies

Fimbo · 02/11/2004 12:39

I am happily married with 2 beautiful kids, but at the grand old age of 36 have developed a crush (wait for it..) on Colin Young from Bargain Hunt. Its not really about looks I just think he has got a great personality or maybe I am just sad, just as well I don't live in Grantham!!!

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lou33 · 02/11/2004 15:17

I have HUNDREDS of crushes

nailpolish · 02/11/2004 15:20

lou, i think you need a serious seeing to

good and proper!

Kayleigh · 02/11/2004 15:20

Lou33 loves Hugh Jackman.

msann · 02/11/2004 15:20

there cud b worse crushes to have fimbo.....david dickinson??

nailpolish · 02/11/2004 15:21

i think she loves anything with a willy

lou33 · 02/11/2004 15:23

Not just him KAyleigh. I think it's my age. I am turning into one of Harry Enfield's randy old ladies.

Np, is that a god and proper seeing to by my crushes?

spacemonkey · 02/11/2004 15:24

lou you're missing all the fun on the piercing thread

Hausfrau · 02/11/2004 15:25

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nailpolish · 02/11/2004 15:25

yes

bloody good and proper

or not so proper if you prefer

ps its bloody difficult her trying to type and wind dd at the same time too slow

mummytummy · 02/11/2004 15:31

Hausfrau, I also had a crush when I was pregnant second time round with DD2 - pregnancy crushes must be as wierd as food cravings, because it was for Archie the Inventor on Balamory!!!!!!!!!!
Thankfully its gone now!

nailpolish · 02/11/2004 15:32

mummytummy

mummytummy · 02/11/2004 15:33

should I have admitted that so publicly!!!

lou33 · 02/11/2004 15:34

I've just developed another crush after seeing sm's link on the clitoral piercing thread

nailpolish · 02/11/2004 15:35

lou i nearly spewed

nailpolish · 02/11/2004 15:35

or gagged

lou33 · 02/11/2004 15:35

I reckon anyone would gag on that !

Hausfrau · 02/11/2004 15:40

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mummytummy · 02/11/2004 15:45

Please don't tell me Archie is gay - I just couldn't handle that right now!!

nailpolish · 02/11/2004 15:47

i dont think he is gay just a funbling hugh grant type

mummytummy · 02/11/2004 15:48

Nailpolish - is that a bit of a crush for Archie developing there? Come on - comparing him to Hugh Grant!!

Fimbo · 02/11/2004 15:49

Msann-David Dickinson pleeease no!!! P.s. Anyone see him on gender swap?

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nailpolish · 02/11/2004 15:50

no way!

just think hes a toff and they can be quite good in bed

must add him to the "unattractive but sexy" thread..............................

nailpolish · 02/11/2004 15:51

archie i mean

mummytummy · 02/11/2004 15:52

Hands off Nailpolish - he's mine!

nailpolish · 02/11/2004 15:52

minus the pink sweater

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