Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS!! Leanne’s gone undercover, Ty wants a Slavic lover, Aggie banged Ed’s brother and more tales of Weatherfield

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Welcome all to an exciting new thread! 🥳

Yes- paddy Wallace is the actors name.

5...4...3...2...

I think I predicted right...

Here we go, Sally's made a salad.

Silly Sally's salad

I bloody love Russian Salad

Mother of God, Craig's rolled up!
Sod the capers, where's Peter?

Capers belong in the bin.

Hehehe love capers! And gherkins! And anything similar!

Tyrone is stringing fiz along and being a cheat

Face planted 😂

@UhtredRagnarson

Same room Todd Paul and whatshisface had their threesome date in.

Oh, well spotted!

@Pebbledashery

Tyrone is stringing fiz along and being a cheat

They're not back together, he's just living there for the kid's sake. That's why he's on the sofa. So how is he cheating??

An Ode to Peter

I loved you Peter
Right from the start
I loved your boat
You had a good heart

You were with Leanne
but never mind
You loved your booze
And liked a good snooze

You never completed the Zebra jigsaw
You wrapped yourself up in the blanket of Doom
You grew your hair, except for your fringe
Your beard went white, you went on a binge.
But you married Carla, left her in gloom.
And now she'll shag Adam, cos she's a whore.

So who thinks Peter's dead?!

He can't be dead but will be fast tracked a liver.
I thought I recognised the oranges, bring back neil the barman.

If they kill Peter, I'm not watching anymore.

Christ, I'd be shagging my way round Manchester every night of the week if married to Fiz

Where's the self-respect? Come on love.

And why is Tyrone on the sofa? Couldn't he have his absent grandmother's room?

The restaurant scene was ridiculous. I understand they're probably trying to inject some levity, but that only works if it's actually funny ...

It doesn’t sit right that they would try and make a comedy sketch out of it. It’s a horrible situation and I thought they actually did it well with fizz when she first found out. Why ruin if by making a mockery of it? Why not follow the story through properly? A relationship break down, kids involved, a woman feeling like she’s been dumped for a younger model. Do it properly you fuckers!!

He was obviously ill and needed hospital. Fair enough wait till after wedding. Looks like trying make a comedy out of it. Who falls like that? You either pass out or you don’t. Unless you are a soldier standing to attention.

Can’t believe Alina slept with him! Who wants Hope as step child arghhhhhh. On side note why do they have ancient washing machine? For months I’ve thought was the laundry basket but it’s a top loading washing. They must be donkeys years old now.

Yes the counselling session with a neighbour in a restaurant was about as stupid as Corrie has got!

I was laughing at Peter the other day. They’d done a side on shot of him talking and he’d yellow make up on his face but not his neck. Looked like a face mask.

he’d yellow make up on his face but not his neck. Looked like a face mask.

I guess that’s one of the pitfalls of having to do your own make up!

Absolutely- but you’d think the director/producer/camera people would have gone “oops better not use that angle!”

They are allowed hairdressers and make up artists on the shows.

I know on eastenders they were doing their own make up as dotty did a walk through and showed how they set up the dressing rooms with their outfits and she talked about how she learned to do her make up.