Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS!! Leanne’s gone undercover, Ty wants a Slavic lover, Aggie banged Ed’s brother and more tales of Weatherfield

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

Welcome all to an exciting new thread! 🥳

Anyone else think Bernie is behind the vendetta against Cathy ??!

Oh she might be!
It's very boring tonight.

Reckon Carla could be pregnant too

Well done Kevin! Maria deserved that.

Carla corrie or carla real life?
Tyrone is very kindly not mentioning Kevin's romps with Molly , I thought Maria was going to say something.

Someone needs to tell Cathy what Tracey did to Roy and Hayley or that she murdered someone. How Tracey has a high horse to get on is unbelievable!

This is such a shit episode.

Everything Ty sees reminds him of Alina - the colour of a car he's fixing, a flavour of crisps in Dev.
Hardly Romeo and Juliet is it? "Did my heart love 'til now? Forswear it sight; for I never knew true love until tonight."
No Ty, she isn't a dove amongst crows, so grow up, and go grovelling back to Fiz and beg on bended knee.

Everything Ty sees reminds him of Alina - the colour of a car he's fixing, a flavour of crisps in Dev.

That was so ridiculous! So he’s seeing her favourite things everywhere yet 2 weeks ago he didn’t know she was into cars?

Hardly Romeo and Juliet is it? "Did my heart love 'til now? Forswear it sight; for I never knew true love until tonight."

“...when upon the wind I heard her crunch, on Pickled Onion Monster Munch...”

I know how Cathy can redeem herself! She can donate part of her liver to Peter and become a heroine - or even die afterwards and Tracey will be sobbing and distraught with guilt!

If Tracey and/or Carla need kidneys perhaps Cathy could step in?

@StillCoughingandLaughing

Hardly Romeo and Juliet is it? "Did my heart love 'til now? Forswear it sight; for I never knew true love until tonight."

“...when upon the wind I heard her crunch, on Pickled Onion Monster Munch...”

😂😂

That's just given me an idea for breakfast. Good job the corner shop's open.

That'll be Traceyluv, Carla and Peter with an organ transplant. I mean, come on! How likely would that be in real life?

@eggandonion

If Tracey and/or Carla need kidneys perhaps Cathy could step in?

They could have a ‘bring a vital organ’ swap party! Don’t bin that old pancreas; bring it along and throw it in the pile! You could get yourself a new spleen while you’re at it!

I thought How many transplants can you have in one family? Tracey Carla and now Peter? What luck?! Do they really need every member of your family to show support? If you are single no partner and no family are you not allowed join the transplant list?

I also think Bernie could be behind it to a degree at least starting it off. All the well I’m your friends let’s go to the pub and you can buy me a drink...mmm.

Rolled eyes at Fizz not being able
Cope cooking and washing for herself and 2kids. Mean while next door there is a family of 8. Of Fizz plays the can’t cope card then I’d be tempted to go and get Ruby to move out to lighten the load. It’s silly set up anyway

Also, I’m pretty sure that, realistically, Tracy’s kidney should be failing by now. Transplants do not typically last more than about 20 years.

If I was a character whose contract was almost up for renewal, I'd be worried about my vital organs being harvested.

Did anything interesting happen last night? I didn't see it and won't have time to watch on catch up

In summary:

Ed is Michael’s father, not Ronnie. Ed is happy, but not happy Michael took the test.

Carla disappeared for a bit, and Daniel found out Lucas (her admirer from Devon; Malachy of Hollyoaks fame) had cancelled a meeting at the same time. He and Tracy then assumed they were shagging, but she was actually planning a secret wedding.

Peter had his assessment for a transplant and Tracy kept trying to cut in saying that Carla was a cheating ho.

Tyrone saw a bush, a bag of Monster Munch and some fluff in the tumble dryer, all of which reminded him of Alina. Maria told him he was being pathetic and should think about Fiz and the girls. Kevin stuck up for him and told Maria she was a hypocritical old trollop because she’d been Aidan’s bit on the side.

Cathy got a funeral wreath and the sack from the kebab shop. It was also her 60th birthday, which was all a bit shit.

I think that was it?

I kept thinking Michael's brother would announce that Ed was the real dad, then there'd be a little glimpse of the letter as he disposed of it, saying the opposite! Glad I was wrong! Ed is annoying, but Ronnie is even more so.

The liver transplant man had a hissy fit. People kept telling Tracey she was on mute.

People on Corrie must have money to burn.
Fiz booked honeymoon did not go obviously then booked caravan holiday did not go again.
Leanne and Simon booked train tickets to flee Weatherfield just ignored the train and went off with Nick
How much are funeral wreaths I bet there is no change from 30.00 or so for the wreath dumped outside the shop unless it's liberated from the florist or funeral parlours.
Plus all the teas and coffees in Roy's when they have got perfectly good brew making equipment at home a few doors away.
Anyone any idea what happened to the sinkhole or does the none appearance of Shona have something to do with it.

@StillCoughingandLaughing

In summary:

Ed is Michael’s father, not Ronnie. Ed is happy, but not happy Michael took the test.

Carla disappeared for a bit, and Daniel found out Lucas (her admirer from Devon; Malachy of Hollyoaks fame) had cancelled a meeting at the same time. He and Tracy then assumed they were shagging, but she was actually planning a secret wedding.

Peter had his assessment for a transplant and Tracy kept trying to cut in saying that Carla was a cheating ho.

Tyrone saw a bush, a bag of Monster Munch and some fluff in the tumble dryer, all of which reminded him of Alina. Maria told him he was being pathetic and should think about Fiz and the girls. Kevin stuck up for him and told Maria she was a hypocritical old trollop because she’d been Aidan’s bit on the side.

Cathy got a funeral wreath and the sack from the kebab shop. It was also her 60th birthday, which was all a bit shit.

I think that was it?

And Adam told Carla that Sarah had told him that Nick had told her that he was joining Leanne and Simon in hiding from the druglord (but not to tell anyone).

Anyway, Carla was being told this by Adam in the cafe in secret when Lucas called off his meeting.
Carla decided she couldn't tell Peter as he'd not go through with the meeting. Adam said he'd tell if she didn't. They agreed to wait until after the meeting.
Carla looked shifty. Tracy added 2+2 and decided she was shagging Lucas and called her out via Zoom at the transplant meeting.
Soooo. Carla had to tell Peter that Adam had told her that Sarah had told him that Nick had told her that Simon was had gone into hiding.
All bollocks really.

@Honeyroar

Someone needs to tell Cathy what Tracey did to Roy and Hayley or that she murdered someone. How Tracey has a high horse to get on is unbelievable!

Tracey is vile and needs to be put in her place - bring back Liz

Paternity issue - brother - it's not mum & dads fault err did Aggie not sleep with uncle and be honest with her dh.