This is my house

[Toughie]

I thought Fern 2 before they even opened their mouths.
Anyone else watching?

Who is F4 married to?

I'm screaming with laughter over this

That was extremely random

‘Mark’ is seething.

@TheSpottedZebra

Who is F4 married to?

A woman was all he said.

Dh made me turn over, who was it?! My money was on the American woman.

It needed to be 30 mins !

Weirdest program I’ve ever seen on bbc1!!
Step away Stacey...

@AlexCabot

Dh made me turn over, who was it?! My money was on the American woman.

Fern 2

It was Fern 2 which was blindingly obvious before a single word was spoken. I’m giggling here at how crap that was.

A woman, no way!

Did it say Richard Bacon was the producer or something in the credits? Kids, don't do drugs

So obvious from the start it was Fern 2!
Fern 3 looked about 18
Fern 1 - story was nonsense
Fern 4 - could’ve been, but the house was a woman’s house!!

@TheSpottedZebra

A woman, no way!

Did it say Richard Bacon was the producer or something in the credits? Kids, don't do drugs

Thanks. Was there a rule that you have to be singularly irritating to take part?

@AlexCabot

Thanks. Was there a rule that you have to be singularly irritating to take part?

That’s everyone on the telly isn’t it? Apart from Tom Hollander.

It felt like a mid afternoon ITV programme. Or possibly channel 4 before a highly scripted come dine with me

"Mark" is a bit of alright!

I feel like it should be in the post House of Games slot on BBC2

I bloody loved it! It was a cringe fest and funny
Knew it was fern 2

I knew it was 2 -and no way was it 3! - from the beginning.

Loved it too!
Mark's face when Fern #4 said Mark came out as gay that night. It was an intriguing look either said "yeah, you fox" or "I'm gay?"

Funny TV!

@CalmConfident

It needed to be 30 mins !

Absolutely!

It was acting!!

@Needcoffeecoffeecoffee

I've got sucked into watching this and now need to see the end. Damm it! I think fern 4 although fern 2 fits the house too. I thought it was going to be like a programme I watched years ago which I think is "may the best house win " which was a lovely little programme and you could have a good nosy in someones house. And thought they'd be asked to cook or find things in the house etc

This made me laugh because I know the TV producer who came up with the concept of May the Best House Win, and when I started watching this I thought "this has P written all over it". It wasn't his - but such a similar feel!

I cringed so hard at the end when they both rolled off the bed and then they filmed her crawling into the wardrobe- she didn't even win the £1000 for that loss of dignity!

Nice house.