Masterchef 4... No more raw lamb or pork... Undercooked rice... And noodles squared!

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness when thread 3 fills up as we do chat!

@EsmaCannonball

Scottish cuisine: square sausage, pineapple tart and a cup of tea. Never quite understood how pineapple tart became a Scottish thing.

You don't get them anywhere else do you? Also Empire biscuits and snowballs!

Greg looks like a fuzzy felt character with that waistcoat.

grouchy alexina that’s it - she is so good.

Best we all get spammed by Floors4U ads after spending all evening typing, 'I can't get enough of Lino.'

Yes, Tim was always banging on about his travels in Japan, and I think his wife was Japanese, iirc. He's often on The Kitchen Cabinet on R4 with MN hottie Jay Rayner.

Haha I adore marks "yeah fuck you im a better chef than you are" attitude, which surprises me as I usually loathe that level of self belief.

John's knows a bit about Asian food, just in case none of you realised, he very rarely mentions it!!!

Who the fuck is Tim

[quote Pebbledashery]@Blueberrycreampie are you retracting the invite to your dinner party 😊[/quote]
Sorry not retracting I think I sent it by mistake! What dinner party? 😂

Not fond of Tim at all. Whereas thomasina I think has become nicer over the years. Like her.

@EsmaCannonball

Best we all get spammed by Floors4U ads after spending all evening typing, 'I can't get enough of Lino.'

That's clever. And prob all too plausible.

That's it Halsall - now I remember the Japanese wife - he was a bit of an arse and I suspect still is.

Sometimes thomasina is so thin

We just saw her in past she never looked so thin

Bloody hell I didn't recognise Tim!

I mean, hey, no judgement, I've chubbed up a little myself but blimey

Nope. Can't be doing with sauces that look like blood spatter.

Tewmeric. Pah.

Tim has enjoyed the fruits of his labour

Lacklustre. Damning comment

I’ve got adverts for socks, not sure what that’s about

Tim reminds me of Jeremy Piven.

Snap Pebble 🤣

I thought clafoutis was a thinner/flatter thingy. Like tart height.

Muzzle not the ox that treadeth out the corn.

Yay Tim looks look how I feel pudgy

@GrouchyKiwi

Nope. Can't be doing with sauces that look like blood spatter.

Same

Ha did i miss that @thedogsmother I went upstairs to check on DD 🤣