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Masterchef 4... No more raw lamb or pork... Undercooked rice... And noodles squared!

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Pebbledashery · 24/03/2021 19:27

In readiness when thread 3 fills up as we do chat!

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GillBungalow · 29/03/2021 21:28

Bye bye hipster Bear Grylls

TheDogsMother · 29/03/2021 21:28

Well that's a lot less pretentiousness in the room.

Pebbledashery · 29/03/2021 21:28

Take Gregg with you won't you Stefan??

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HeronLanyon · 29/03/2021 21:29

Really like Marc. Upset there. So pleased about all other decisions.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2021 21:29

To misquote the famous mn saying “fuck off wanky chops”
Oh professional kitchen?

fourquenelles · 29/03/2021 21:29

Social distancing in a professional kitchen. This'll be interesting

ilovesooty · 29/03/2021 21:30

Will Madeeha talk to herself in the professional kitchen?

Pebbledashery · 29/03/2021 21:30

I would fall apart in a professional kitchen. I like to cook my oven chips in my own time thank you.

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EsmaCannonball · 29/03/2021 21:30

I find the bits where they don't cook their own food really boring.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2021 21:30

@fourquenelles

Social distancing in a professional kitchen. This'll be interesting
It’ll be empty, maybe invited guests. Anyone gonna bet chef patron is a knob?
GrandTheftWalrus · 29/03/2021 21:31

He seems like a knob

Pebbledashery · 29/03/2021 21:31

I hope he's not a pretentious snob.

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TheDogsMother · 29/03/2021 21:31

Pebble 🤣

ilovesooty · 29/03/2021 21:31

That chef looks like someone from the Fast Show.

Pebbledashery · 29/03/2021 21:31

Lock down hair and beard going on there.

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HeronLanyon · 29/03/2021 21:31

I tend not to watch these bits unless a restaurant I know. Bit like masterchef Australia masterclass episodes.

Pebbledashery · 29/03/2021 21:31

@thedogsmother 😁😁

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Sunbird24 · 29/03/2021 21:31

Oh oh, giant tweezers. Usually indicates slightly wanky presentation

Halsall · 29/03/2021 21:31

'Hi. I'm Jonny. Jonny Lake.'

He looks (and sounds) a bit like Professor Denzil Dexter from the Fast show.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2021 21:32

He reminds me of the stoner chemist in the Fast Show.

awesomekillick · 29/03/2021 21:32

@Pebbledashery

I would fall apart in a professional kitchen. I like to cook my oven chips in my own time thank you.
I agree. The pressure on deciding when a lot noodle is ready to eat, is high enough without some cook standing next to you filleting sea bass one handed while singing the hallelujah chorus
JaquelineBeanstalk · 29/03/2021 21:32

Can’t believe Tom is allowed in a proper kitchen with his hair not tied back.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2021 21:32

Jinx Halsall.

GrandTheftWalrus · 29/03/2021 21:32

Cooking for the staff seems a bit of a waste of time.

jay55 · 29/03/2021 21:32

"Informal yet high end bar-restaurant" makes my teeth itch.