Masterchef 2 Moist cooks, odd John looks, many Greggg fooks

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What ho! New thread

Nonna probably lives in South Croydon as opposed to Siciliy.

I can't be doing with red sauces and mashed potatoes. Too reminiscent of blood.

Do not want to know about John and Gregggg’s tongues dancing thank you very much! 🤢

Evening. I missed last nights.
Oh look he’s made a smiley face.
One pot-that’s a packet mix right there. Or nigellas orrible chicken and orzo.
Stans looks good.

Mike is the “only way is Essex” version of Tom Daley

Christian's plate looks nice. Less sure about Christian.

Parker looks like an 80s electronic music pop star.

Don’t like blonde men.

Those caramelised shallots look gorgeous.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow something about them I don't like either.

I'm getting a weird niggly feeling that I've seen Failed Executive on some other TV show. Can't remember what, though.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Don’t like blonde men.

Same, endurance race was the first clue and he didn't change my mind with the food.

Failed executive 😂😂😂😂

Is he blonde or is it grey.

Failed executive looks like the kind of person who has a bankruptcy order against him and several companies in liquidation.

@Pebbledashery

Failed executive looks like the kind of person who has a bankruptcy order against him and several companies in liquidation.

Stop😂😂

If you turned him upside down he could clean out bottles

Wee bottle brush

Which is weird as I’m blonde and one of my sons is.

@Blueberrycreampie 😂😂 wonder how proud Nonna is of him..

On a different note John is edging towards a mullet.

Jonty's really hammering the basic maths home, isn't he?

2 aprons

3 cooks

How many cooks will have to go home?

Has he been doing too much homeschooling?

@TheDogsMother

Is he blonde or is it grey.

I wondered. He’s older than he looks. Bet he’s got a sports car or a motorbike.

Jesus if Ds1 ever went on this show and had to big up his Nanas cooking, he need a lot of cornflakes and chips, so he'd have to bring his Granda with him to take everyone out for dinner to make up for the lack of cooking and eating (that was my childhood my mother is a dreadful cook)

Fuck off with the 'oooo', Greggggg

Oh for goodness sake why would you risk making something you've never made before? Face palm