Masterchef 2 Moist cooks, odd John looks, many Greggg fooks

[fourquenelles]

What ho! New thread

I thought she might say randy not random.

She's another forager. Or something.

I have plait envy

Those crab tarts should be lovely.

For the love of GOD, Gregggggggg, close your bloody mouth.

Why does that woman live on a beach in Kent with all her friends?

So many unanswered questions.

Evening!
Oh random slightly bonkers. That’s what we’re missing.

fuck off thanks Gregg, said Claire, clear as a bell

I hope we see Dhruv and Shelina this week, they were my favourite winners

I know I want to know why she lives on the beach with friends!

Writing his own cookbooks. Wanker.

Those are what we call 'posh school dinner potatoes'.

@ellenora5 God yeah better than those two pretentious twats last week

@fourquenelles

I have plait envy

It is lovely hair. John should take lessons.

Poo potatoes here.

They were bloody awful Pebble

Didn't eat peas until he was twenty and not thinks he's Marcus Wareing. This won't go well.

Omg that mouth

Shut your gob Gabby Grocer

Did he just call her Patricia even though she has a name tag on?

Nan!!!

I bloody love black forest gateaux

More Nan chat

Sadly, I think 'me on a plate' would be a bag of Pickled Onion Monster Munch poured on a plate.

Watching in real time, for the first time!

@littlbrowndog

I feel the same. My food is reflected by my surroundings

The buses the cars traffic wardens

LOL littlbrown

Also, ellen - I've been hooting with laughter at the fact that almost everyone has been sporting a plasterand/or a finger-stall. It must have been carnage in that kitchen.

Nan #2 deployed - 🍷🍷🍷🍷

I love Black Forest Gateaux. Love it!! Could motorboard it. Brrrrrmmmmmm

Deconstructed 🙄