Masterchef 2 Moist cooks, odd John looks, many Greggg fooks

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What ho! New thread

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ShirleyPhallus time to bring out one of my favourite words - Oleaginous

Excellent 👏🏼

Sitwell has friends?

Share with friends? Who?

@RomainingCalm Marcus and Monica probably have them both blocked on WhatsApp 😂

His 0 friends

I’m too distracted by Ross Geller’s Mike’s teeth to notice his food

Well done, Mike. That did look good.

I'm still utterly convinced I've seen Mike on another show somewhere. Possibly Come Dine With Me.

It's really bugging me. It's not just that he's a Tom Daley-alike, either.

To be fair, I'd be his friend if he could get me a table at loads of fab restaurants. I could probably tune him out as I ate.

[quote Pebbledashery]@RomainingCalm Marcus and Monica probably have them both blocked on WhatsApp 😂[/quote]

I'd like to think that Michel Roux Jnr is also in that group.

@RomainingCalm

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Aloysius the Brideshead bear

That looks like artistic vomit.

John and Gregg are wearing Autumn colours!

The squid tuile looks like something off the mantlepiece

Sous vide squid. No thanks.

@fourquenelles 😂

Poor baby squids!

@ilovesooty

That looks like artistic vomit.

Without the artistic

Stefan reminds me of Bill Crowse from the IT Crowd.

Sous vide feels like the worst thing every to happen to cookery

Fruit with meat. Not for me.

KILL HIM

“I’m not getting elevated”. Is that posh boy talk for erection?

Uh oh. Not good for Michelle. Hopefully the slimy squid has done for Stefan.

Well made mash potato @shirleyphallus 😂