Why are they looking up that ladies skirt and why is she making all that noise?

[saltire]

Asked DS2 last night during Robin hood when some woman was in labour!. Followed by
"Did they not know in those times that babies come out your bum!"

lol

PMSL

I had to leave the room. I almost choked on my curry. He then started a discussion about how did ladies go the toilet and poo when there was a baby stuck up their bum.