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EASTENDERS 47 - you know the drill. No spoilers peeps

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Blondeshavemorefun · 12/02/2021 21:20

Well,,!!!!

Ian is alive and Shazza owns the pub

Not sure how Ian will pay for the mortgage. Would the bank take it away if he didn’t pay

Or did he sub the restaurant on the pub

Whitney and mush. Really. Have they both forgotten about Kat

When will martin reliese ruby isn’t preg

Will we find Tina is dead. What was the purpose of shower curtain. Wondering if her body is found wrapped in it and then Shirley or mil will recognise it as from home and know grey did it

When will he be found out for Chantelle’s death. That needs to be sorted for all the abuse woman 😥

What else have I forgotten .

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the80sweregreat · 16/03/2021 19:56

@Akire

Oh goodness Sharon’s Vagina was setting of fireworks just seeing this bloke....
😀
Akire · 16/03/2021 19:58

This must have been in my lost years no idea if this is her “real dad”. On plus side not like she hasn’t shacked up with her brother before.

UhtredRagnarson · 16/03/2021 20:02

@Akire

Oh goodness Sharon’s Vagina was setting of fireworks just seeing this bloke....
Grin

She does like to keep it in the family doesn’t she? Dennis was her brother by adoption wasn’t he?

UhtredRagnarson · 16/03/2021 20:06

Has Kathy got new teeth?

Akire · 16/03/2021 20:08

Ye let’s met someone who wants kill us down a dark alley that’s always good.

I love Kim I’d swear she’s not acting and that’s totally her.

UhtredRagnarson · 16/03/2021 20:09

Hang on, shouldnt Chelsea be arrested too? She was planning the whole thing with Caleb.

the80sweregreat · 16/03/2021 20:29

Poor Lucas :(

UhtredRagnarson · 16/03/2021 20:31

No sympathy for him I’m afraid. He murdered 3 people.

Akire · 16/03/2021 20:43

Suppose that is why it was on later. On plus side it looks like we have prison set for awhile yet. So let’s have some proper acting to be going on with.

Can’t believe got rid of Bronstan for a new puppy!! Poor doggy.

Meredusoleil · 16/03/2021 20:57

@the80sweregreat

Poor Lucas :(
Wow, Caleb didn't even allow Lucas one night in prison before sending in his heavies. I wish he'd taken Jack up on his offer and got moved to a different prison... Its almost like he had a death wish or something 🤨

But then again, one could argue he made the ultimate sacrifice for his daughter by paying with his life 🤔

the80sweregreat · 16/03/2021 21:10

Yes. One of the better looking murderers in EE!

Optimist1 · 16/03/2021 21:16

Yes, Gavin was Sharon's biological father, and in fairness I think her pyrotechnic fanny subsided once she discovered that Zac was her brother. I thought it very odd that Kathy, who was with Gavin for many years, wasn't more surprised to find out he had a son she knew nothing about. Surely she should have been upset about that?

Akire · 16/03/2021 21:18

We could write a book on Lucas and the symbolises of Christianity and the father “dying”.

I’m hoping someone on Esty is selling fox bags!

Meredusoleil · 16/03/2021 21:20

@Optimist1

Yes, Gavin was Sharon's biological father, and in fairness I think her pyrotechnic fanny subsided once she discovered that Zac was her brother. I thought it very odd that Kathy, who was with Gavin for many years, wasn't more surprised to find out he had a son she knew nothing about. Surely she should have been upset about that?
I agree.

Also, how the hell did Zak end up driving away in his Porsche with no wing mirrors and the front windscreen all smashed to smithereens? Surely (1) that's illegal and (2) he wouldn't be able to see out if it anyway?!?

Meredusoleil · 16/03/2021 21:22

Also love love love Kim ❤️

So funny when she said she was waiting for Kanye to realise he was with the wrong Kim 😁

Akire · 16/03/2021 21:27

Kim should work at the Vic she would be amazing and be able carry on with her business on the side. Linda’s not going to be able to do what she did before. Mind you if Dee and Jack are shacking up someone needs to man the KC.

woodhill · 16/03/2021 21:36

But where are her children?

Meredusoleil · 16/03/2021 21:41

@woodhill

But where are her children?
That's what I keep wondering too 🤔 I'm tonight's episode she mentioned her son Micah but nothing about her daughter Pearl...she's probably at school all day 🤨
woodhill · 16/03/2021 22:04

Yes, time to hang around in the car or Vic but make no meals, shop or wash clothes etc. No evidence of them and Raymond squabbling in the background

TotoAnnihiliation · 16/03/2021 22:29

I liked the scene with Kim and Sharon. The actresses both seemed to be genuinely happy.

Lucas is a beautiful man, a bad beautiful man, too beautiful to be beaten.

Akire · 16/03/2021 22:31

Can someone write Kim her own spin off show please, that would be comedy gold!

catinbootsx · 17/03/2021 00:04

Oh FFS Jack is one up from the local Bobby. He's hardly hard drug squad terrorist branch

Templetree · 17/03/2021 06:55

@Akire

Can someone write Kim her own spin off show please, that would be comedy gold!
Please -so that she shuts up!

"Shazmanian Devil" was funny but the way they are portraying her is really annoying, like she is in a show on her own.
Carrying on while everyone else is behaving normally Confused

The funeral scene was just dropped in out of nowhere and suddenly Sharon has a brother.

Losing the will over here and Corrie is just as bad.
I loved the dog scenes though 😍

catinbootsx · 17/03/2021 09:16

Kaff has deffo changed her teef

meow1989 · 17/03/2021 09:19

Pretty much all of the storyline wouldn't happen on real covid world:

  • funeral? Can't just drop in due to strict numbers
  • drugs run? No holidays or non essential travel
  • Ruby falling? Club would be shut
  • vague drama about callum and Benwedding invite? Again with the numbers
  • Mitch not getting hairdresser hours? Would be shut.

Etc etc. I quite enjoy the escape from reality but can't help but analyse!

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