Second thread for 2021 - Married at first sight Australia, season 6 E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

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Hey Cobbers, hop on over to here, Second thread for 2021 - Married at first sight Australia, season 6 E4 - No spoilers, at all!! Me old mate and it's all fair dinkum!

My walls are down and I have your back.

I'm actually stoked!

Please no real Australians correct my spelling or grammar!

Please can we keep it spoiler free - if you watched it on line or elsewhere, please do not mention anything that has not been shown on the E4 current running of the show.

So trailers for the next episode, fine if shown on E4, but anything you have spied else where - keep it super quiet!

Thank you.

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Enjoy.

Dan's family come across as trash. Horrible mum. Controlling and cold. How dare she. Tamara seems lovely. And she's vulnerable. She needs a man with more modern outlook. Maybe look outside of Australia for that Tam.

Did no one else see how quickly he got scarily angry when she said he had no balls?

It's an outrageous thing to say to a man. Completely emasculating.

If Billy talked to Susie the way she talks to him I'm sure people would say he was 'scarily angry'.

Who else is so bored of Martha and Michael? If all the couples were like them I would have stopped watching by now 😴

Just watching Monday’s commitment ceremony.

Glad to see the back of Melissa. Back to Home and Away for you my girl. I didn’t buy the Sue Ellen school of acting. The bottom of her face and hands were continually on fast forward. Byeeeee.

Susie is a nippy sweetie but fuck me, Billy is all shades of wrong. I’m with you enjoying the silence - I’d find the love bombing weird, oppressive and the sulking? She’s right. He isn’t manly enough. He is coming across like a big boy sized 12 year old boy. He is the kind of chap who would smile and say ‘love you’ while skinning your legs for a pair of big boy tights.

Susie is finding her big girl words and she is bitchy but so help me, she is right about him. He one creepy fucker.

And what a surprise to see Pob side with the boys. Again. They’ve managed to control Heidi.

But good luck trying to control Susie. Never. Gonna. Happen.

I wish Jess had put leave. Because Mick bloody does deserve better. She called him a sex pest. Then wondered why he backed off. And then went sniffing round Dan. And Nic.

And the experts didn’t call her out on the sniffing. Bastards.

I wish Tamara had got Mick.

Cyrell 😢.

Heidi’s face when Mike kept digging a bigger hole about how much he preferred “new Heidi” to “old Heidi”. Good to know Pob’s ixpert advice hasn’t completely crushed her spirit.

So glad it’s not just me @SheldonesqueIsUnwell

I agree, Goldie. Talk about "Know your place, woman! You're meant to be smiling at me and making me feel good, regardless of whether I disappoint you".

It absolutely is not just you enjoying the silence (loving the name).

She has a mouth on her - no question. I would find her a challenge. But although she is saying it in the wrong way - she is right. I’m surprised he has a flat. I had imagined him to have a cellar...

By that I mean a kind of Aussie oubliette. It puts the lotion in the basket...

@AKissAndASmile,Mike doesnt shave his head,he has one of those hair 'tattoos',it was on our local facebook page today advertising the product. There was before and after pictures and hes totally bald around the crown ,just has the side bits!

@EnjoyingTheSilence I completely agree with you about Billy. The absolute lack of sincerity is glaringly obvious, and I also would have found the sweetener and surfing situations completely frustrating. I’d like to think I’d handle them better than Susie did, but I can absolutely see her point. He wants to be a people pleaser at any cost, and whilst it might be done with good intentions, it won’t create good outcomes.

Billy is just like someone I used to work with...was always falling for people who weren't interested and was so scared of disappointing them that he just agreed with everything they said and hoped to get away with it. He would change completely with each girl. Zero backbone. I think Billy would be infuriating to be around but she is horrible to him.

As for Mike, I would be hurt if someone said maybe they should try to fall in love with me. It really would bother me that someone had never had a proper relationship or been in love by their mid 40s. I'm the same age as him and I would be put off.

First man house week - Tuesday

I love Nic - no lie. Nothing more attractive than honesty and integrity. I don’t love his moustache. It is kind of like Bert and Ernie do Movember.

I do admire Cyrell for being honest with his folks and going mea culpa. It was brave and fair. And I love his mam for hearing her.

Martha and Michael are like porridge. Thick and there when you need to fill a hole. I sense Martha was iffy at the commitment ceremony because she is learning that grass is always greener from Jess. And it isn’t just grass but eyes. What is sauce for the Instalips is sauce for the Kardashinot.

Why is Billy lying about sweetener and surfing? I don’t like folk who lie needlessly. I don’t like folk who lie so casually about little stuff. It wasn’t important. It wasn’t as though his life was dependent on it. Just an easy lie. Not for me. And not for me getting his jollies and getting his jollies out for his jolly pal who looks as though he belongs with the other grim jolly people that frequent Warford Hall.

I’m with her on this one. I don’t buy his tears. He is saying he isn’t lying about cheating or his feelings. But feckin refuses to admit he lies about shite.

I am not one bit surprised he was single. He doesn’t get that lies are a bother to her. He isn’t listening to her. The experts are saying that she shouldn’t pick on the little things? Lying isn’t a little thing mate. And you are bolstering your little ego that the experts were on your side and you are therefore right.

And as for him telling her to go. Aye but GO before I feel the need to kill you for being disobedient and speaking back to me I got the feeling he was straining to hold himself back. I know that look well.

I am not sure about Mark’s flat. Who doesn’t keep anything in? I’d say it was a shagpad but as he doesn’t take people back it can’t be. Weird.

I like Mick but don’t make her sleep in foushty sheets mate. I don’t mind farms but I need a clean bed.

Mark didn't visit any of his friends or family with Ning. Maybe his family don't live in Melbourne but he must have friends there? Between that and the sparse flat I'm beginning to think he doesn't live there at all!

Dan's mum reminded me of the Ab Fab episode when Patsy injected her whole face with Botox and couldn't move a muscle.

Wednesday manhouse

As for Dan’s feisty mam? Meh. I don’t much care for the opinion of someone whose face doesn’t match their neck.

Falling in love? After a fortnight? Get away woman. He might be your little Prince and feck me he is acting like a little Prince. But that doesn’t mean that everyone should think he is a little Prince.

To me, mama is right though. Here isn’t the feelings. But that is on your little Prince mama. He was sniffing as soon as he’d got his natking.

I feel that Billy is just telling the cameras and her what they want to hear. and has the hole in the patio dug

Nice to see Jess have eyes for Mick. Although that is easy enough when there are only animals to compare him to.

Feel sorry for Tamara. He’s happy enough to sleep with her isn’t he. I think she will regret rushing into sex with him.

Dan’s mam says her gut is pretty good. Well mama he isn’t telling you that he spent the first dinner party with his face down someone else’s frock. And yer gut isn’t singing loud and proud about it either.

He isn’t telling Tamara that his mam doesn’t think it is a winner because he think it will be done. And that means he won’t get any jollies.
All about the little prince’s little prince.

He says he can’t give her loveydovey but is more open to having his end away. For me, if it isn’t ‘there for you’ then I wouldn’t be open to letting you spend your horniness in me. Or on me. Or in the same room as me.

Mike and Heidi. I didn’t get Heidi. Think you could love me? She said of course. He said maybe he could find it with her and she freaked. I’m not sure what the difference was. But to say all that, I don’t think he is capable of loving anyone but himself.

I think she was offended because she already loves him and she is nipping because he doesn’t love her.

Don’t like the old Heidi/new Heidi shite though. Disobedient Heidi/compliant Heidi more like.

Not buying the InstaJess drama.If Mick was cruel because he called her family? I get that. I’d be raging but he was pretty much bob on and Mick should have bloody buttoned it. Fine thinking it though. And he should’ve acted more gentlemanly.

How cruel was it to sniff around Dan though? Call Mick a sex pest because he was affectionate?

But she is all in it for the likes and her cards were not set on him. That is bullshit. And he knows it which is why he laughed at her. I ain’t buying her act and wouldn’t buy it with your tuppence either.
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The turning on the tears for me felt like Billy’s tears. I’m acting like a hole but I’m crying so my behaviour is forgotten and yours is concentrated on.

I frankly feel she has escalated this and engineered a big fight to allow her to lick Dan with a clear conscience. If she has one.

She will be all over Dan like chickenpox next time.

@EnjoyingTheSilence

Am I the only one who thinks billy is a complete psycho?

All that you’re so beautiful, I miss you etc. Talk about love bombing. She kept asking him to stop but he didn’t listen. Then all they stupid little lies. Again she asked him to stop, he didn’t listen. Did no one else see how quickly he got scarily angry when she said he had no balls? He comes across as obsessive and stalkerish to me. Huge red flags.

She’s no angel but he is so completely over the top and has convinced people he’s the victim.

Not just you. I've been saying similar. I think he's awful and I'm not buying his "I'm such a nice guy, trying my best" act. The lying about little things is absolutely a massive deal and, I think, s huge red flag. You can't form a relationship with someone when you can't believe anything they say. I'm not condoning Susie's behaviour or the way she speaks to him but he's not innocent in it all. And I think it's a bit weird that the first person he introduced Susie to was a photographer who photographed him nude. No family? Friends?

The friend is weird too. It was like they were trying to get a reaction out of her for showing him naked. I don’t think laughter was what they were expecting! She should run for the hills

as much as I quite like Mick in some ways, if you remember how that best man was at the wedding, which is what set Jess' dad off, I think if I was Jess, I wouldnt have even gone to see him, and im not surprised she freaked out a bit there, and Mick is now acting like he doesnt have to do anything and its all about Jess proving herself. I do think she can be a bit immature, but apart from getting a wandering eye when Mick was ignoring her that week, I dont think shes that bad (so far) and Mick should have just taken her home

Mick was right though. Jess' family are awful especially when you compare them to his who are lovely.

And as for susie repeating ‘Flaccid’ every too minutes...

I have no doubt of that. Wet and flaccid kind of says it all.

Two minutes. Not too. Or to.

Sorry.

Billy liar... needs to stop being such a people pleaser. And grow a backbone! WHO is their right mind would still think the relationship has any chance of developing?!

Susie loses all credibility by screaming and shouting all the time. She dismissed Billy from the get-go.
It was never going to work.

As we didn't actually get to see the conversation that Jessika and Mick had, it's hard to know whether she's crying crocodile tears or not. With her track record I don't buy her tears. And what was with the ridiculous shorts she was wearing to feed the animals?

Mick's house was filthy and the bed was rank 🤢 I wouldn't have wanted to sleep in that! There's no way Jessika is ever going to be a country girl.

Heidi needs to run - all this 'I could fall in love' and the 'old Heidi' 'new Heidi' stuff is insulting. Basically become a shadow of your former self and I might fall for you.

Martha and Michael - I'm glad he finally showed a bit of backbone and said she was controlling. She wasn't expecting that! Her voice is getting more and more irritating. She is a cross between Sharon Osborne and Kim kardashian.

Tamara needs to run... Dan's family were rude and awful. Dan is disgusting. He is happy to shag Tamara but has firmly put her in the friend zone - especially now mummy has spoken.

Cyrelle sadly is too late. Nic has already checked out. He's a really nice guy and wants a quiet life! They're just not suited.

Ning is a changed woman! But Marks flat is a big red flag though. What's that all about?! What's he hiding??

Jules and Cameron are lovely... I hope they work out.

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

It absolutely is not just you enjoying the silence (loving the name).

She has a mouth on her - no question. I would find her a challenge. But although she is saying it in the wrong way - she is right. I’m surprised he has a flat. I had imagined him to have a cellar...

By that I mean a kind of Aussie oubliette. It puts the lotion in the basket...

Buffalo Billy!

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I bow. Quality 🤗