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Second thread for 2021 - Married at first sight Australia, season 6 E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

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Italiangreyhound · 23/01/2021 01:25

Hey Cobbers, hop on over to here, Second thread for 2021 - Married at first sight Australia, season 6 E4 - No spoilers, at all!! Me old mate and it's all fair dinkum!

My walls are down and I have your back.

I'm actually stoked!

Please no real Australians correct my spelling or grammar!

Please can we keep it spoiler free - if you watched it on line or elsewhere, please do not mention anything that has not been shown on the E4 current running of the show.

So trailers for the next episode, fine if shown on E4, but anything you have spied else where - keep it super quiet!

Thank you.

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Enjoy.

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NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 29/01/2021 13:23

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Pob = man ixpert.

Pic = Pob

Nope. No. Nooooo. Look at Pob's beautifully full lips. Now look at man ixpert. Tiny, thin, mean lips.
SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 29/01/2021 14:16

Pob has been a contestant on MAFS.

And therefore qualified for lip filler. And Botox (smoooooooth coupon)

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 29/01/2021 14:38

To be honest, I think Cyrell wanted out from the moment she knew he was subfertile and everything else is a smokescreen.

CleanQueen123 · 29/01/2021 16:14

Just caught up. That was a wild episode!

The new couples are awful. Fake Sam is desperate to get his leg over.

I'm really not sure the Cyrell/Martha drama wasn't totally set up. Martha didn't even react when Cyrell grabbed her. Plus, I think Cyrell is the type to just go in for a slap. I don't think she'd waste time grabbing people by the collar.

And what is going on with Cyrell's make up?! She looks grey! Her make up for one of the commitment ceremonies a few weeks ago was lovely with proper bronzer. Now she almost looks dead.

ChristmasSexyTime · 29/01/2021 16:46

G'day sixy mafs fans!

Just placemarking as I've only just caught up. Watched 17 episodes in 3 days! So proud of myself.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 29/01/2021 16:55

The argument was ‘careful’ I think. The rage that Cyrell was in, I really was thinking that Martha might get lamped. I don’t know if it was because of the surrounding production staff or if it was stage managed.

But Cyrell looked genuinely upset about being let down and so I’m quite torn.

You could be right eine. - you mentioned this almost at the start of their ‘story* if I’m not mistaken. It could be that big of a big deal for Cyrell and she might be trying to find an escape route.

I still marvel at the bloody ixperts matching her with Nic who wanted little miss sunshine (after his health problems) and got little miss cyclone instead.

And family is huge for her and she is frightened of taking the risk because that might prove difficult.

Bit cruel really.

Still could do without the 0-3000 temper flare though.

ChristmasSexyTime · 29/01/2021 17:12

Oh BTW, have been reading through all your words of wisdom and have been nodding along vigorously, but what does 'clubby book Mike' mean? I can't get the reference?

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 29/01/2021 18:02

You could be right eine. - you mentioned this almost at the start of their ‘story if I’m not mistaken. It could be that big of a big deal for Cyrell and she might be trying to find an escape route

What is influencing me to think this, and has not been mentioned at all on the show is that the Phillipines remains one of the worlds few countries where The Catholic Church still holds a lot of sway.

If Cyrell (though I love the Cyril typo) is even just Culturally Catholic as opposed to Practicising, fertilising embryos could be a massive issue and that is what they would have to do.

But she doesn't want to be the cunt who rejects the cancer survivor which is also thoroughly valid.

NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 29/01/2021 18:02

@ChristmasSexyTime

G'day sixy mafs fans!

Just placemarking as I've only just caught up. Watched 17 episodes in 3 days! So proud of myself.

You are getting the sexy time gold rosette for dedication!
NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 29/01/2021 18:03

So tonight is episode 20 - the new cupples turn up for dinner....

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 29/01/2021 18:17

That was me. sexytime

I’m old. Sorry.

Clubby books/catalogues were before the dawn of netty shopping.

Clubby book Mike would have been in tight white y fronts. Alongside someone equally buff. Possibly with a sock in said drawers. Thinking he was it while staring into the distance and pouting.

ChristmasSexyTime · 29/01/2021 18:52

@Sheldonesque

Hahahaha! That's amazing, I totally see what you mean Grin

And why thankee @NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia I am most proud of my achievements.

ihatethecold · 29/01/2021 19:27

My god. I love this thread.
I can’t believe I’ve got sucked into watching this (utter shite) program
Anything to get me through lockdown.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 29/01/2021 19:35

Goodness. Billiy28 is a melt.

Did the other couple get intuhmit? I missed the first couple of minutes and just got a quick look at them being a bit tousled.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 29/01/2021 19:41

I marvel at your dedication sexy time

Have yourself a golden kangaroo bawbag 💫

sarahc336 · 29/01/2021 19:52

Why on earth are they constantly talking about dans and his wife's urges, most of the couples don't consummate the marriage on the first night and they don't constantly talk about it either 😩 sick of listening to him almost pleading to get laid and her ( can't even remember her name ha ha ) saying " yeah I love sex but I'm going to be a good girl for a little longer" eugh enough

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 29/01/2021 19:55

Jeezo.

Looking at how Jess and farmer mick and Dino and mel are doing, I’m wondering if the ixperts are going to rustle up another couple of newlyweds...

And aye eine - I think you have nailed it there.

ihatethecold · 29/01/2021 19:55

Jesus. I wasn’t prepared for Billy flashing his nob like that!!

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 29/01/2021 20:01

Missed the nob flashing.

Missed Nic growing a tache.

Clearly was off my trolley on coffee and jaffacakes.

NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 29/01/2021 20:03

Sodding interweb went off....he flashed his knob?!

NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 29/01/2021 20:04

Nic cannot rock the porntache...only Micko can do that...

NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 29/01/2021 20:05

Love Martha trying to get in first with the 'story'...arsebiscuit...

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 29/01/2021 20:06

Martha don’t want the drama? My arse.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 29/01/2021 20:10

You know, if she was so sure she hadn’t shit stirred, she wouldn’t need to grab the girls round with her version.

She did gussy it up. She did try to stir. And she is about the drama.

And Jess sat there salivating.

Pair of cows.

ihatethecold · 29/01/2021 20:12

He flashed when he got up from the sofa. I rewatched it just to check.

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