Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

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Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

Can't wait

Ticking my boxes is a phrase that has come up, it could annoy me!!

I feel so sorry for blinky Matt, it's like she's coned him out of his virginity.

I'll have him, he's like a new man straight out of the packet, no dickhead attitude, gentle and kind. I think I feel a bit protective!!

itwillbehormones

"I feel so sorry for blinky Matt, it's like she's coned him out of his virginity."

I 100% agree. I feel so sorry for him.

Jeezo. Where do you start?

I honestly thought that Jules and Cam had already done the jiggles.

FarmerMick and InstaJess are fun.

Watching the Ning pool pash again was excruciating. It really was like a cow itching itself on a fence post.

NotNing got proper humpy at Ning not trying. But she was mucking abaht just to piss him off I feel. The flexi demonstration was unnecessary and I feel Ning would use sex as a punishment/reward in a relationship. More ishoos than fibres in a box of tishoos.

I don’t buy the tears. I don’t buy the disrespecting. He is a bit of a cold fish but she needs help. And quite a lot of it. It was an engineered argument. He was right. She made herself upset.

She said he’d given up. I don’t blame him one bit. She is shoving him away. If she has opened her heart then why is her coupon set to permagirny? She has not ever tried.

Cyrell and that outfit. Good on her for creating such a traditional meal . That’ll serve Nic right for the outfit choice.

Loz and Matt. Wtaf? Now she can do her life as she pleases but matching her with Matt was somewhat cruel.

I reckon I know why he is blinking so much. His newly primed jewels are desperately trying to climb their way back in. I’m imagining a bungee cord connected to his eyelids and as they try to crawl back up the eyelids are getting hauled down...

The transition from girl next door to Woman of the world was quite extraordinary. And the red slash lippy which supposedly emulates the little downstairs lippies was a big change too. It reminded me of the Joan Collins’ Tales of the Unexpected. (George porgy)

The swinging dinner party. 3 blinkers. 3 retreating sets of genitals.
I would have been blinking like fury.

Sam and Ines. Where the ruddy hell do you start? Send nudes? Snack?

Sam and Lizzie. Where the ruddy hell do you start? The intimate feeding was a bit ‘Whatever happened to baby Lizzie’. I feel for her a bit. He checked out at the aisle.

His lying about speaking to his mum was effortless. Kissing Lizzie back was effort-less.

Heidi Mike - Mike’s Spa/massage parlour. How do you not just think it is a happy endings one? Creepeh.

His touches feel easy and flowy? Something is flowing. Easily and sleazily.

@SheldonesqueIsAnExVirgin

I honestly thought that Jules and Cam had already done the jiggles

Wait, haven't they?! Did I miss something?
Was saying to DH apart from the obsession with Matt's sexual awakening, and Horny Heidi/Masseur Mike - the show doesn't even touch on the intimate side of any of the other (seemingly) successful couples. Maybe I'm just a perve but I wanna know!!!!

Either you’ve missed summat or I have coco 😳

They said in this last one that they’d taken their intimacy to a new ‘deeper’ level.

I took that to mean that something went all the way in and back out again. I took that to mean, as my inner Sheldon would say, coitus.

Unless it meant something entirely different - which your tiny inner perve may or may not wish to shield their eyes from 😉🤣

I choose not to think about it.

I shall just blink furiously 🤣

Just marking my place

Blinking furiously and saying ‘I want a moveable coupon’ will mark your place mummy

And you don’t need ruby slippers.

Just a deep ruby lipstick smeared on your kisser. 👄

Really enjoyed Cyrell's revenge - or to be precise, I enjoyed her enjoyment of it.

sheldon I have obvs misunderstood something!!! Thought your other post was saying they HADN'T but your latest offering leaves me in no doubt (my inner perv thanks you!)

Does anyone else feel that was 90 minutes of nothing?!?
Matthew the ex virgin & Loz You’ve got to laugh, the producers must have known. I mean, the application process has to have more than ‘What’s your favourite colour?’ right? Poor guy, virgin one week married to a lesbian swinger the next. The meal with Cam & Jules was just awkward and so set up
Cam & Jules obviously not exciting enough to get any view time. Also thought they’d already done it but glad they’re taking their time and getting to know each other
Lizzie & Sam Another scene set up and so cringe. A few strawberries had too much chocolate on them
Mel & Dino Little air time but nice to see them having fun
Heidi & Mike That massage looked shite! Why was he just poking her back with his fingers?
Cyrell & Nic I loved her fun side coming out, laughed out loud when she snorted her wine
Ning & Mark She was completely mocking his work then calling it a joke! You can’t argue your partner isn’t considering your feelings when you’ve shat on theirs! I’ll bet Mark says ‘leave’
*Bronson & Ines’ Can we start calling her Anus? I keep thinking that in my head Bronson is delusional, good conversation? What conversation??
Jessika & Mike Glad to see his personality coming through and her actually enjoying it!

Sam & Anus I don’t think they looked natural at all. They sounded like school kids and if there really were chemistry they’d be all over each other.

Dinner party looks dramatic, where’s Sam? What’ll happen to Matt and Loz? Will Jessika create made up drama again to get attention?

Sam and Inesanus did sound and act like kids.

Maybe they felt unable to do anything with the cameras? Or being far too conscious of how they might look to the world?

Cupcakes? Snacks? Smirking and innuendos? Nah.

The one time I felt that kind of attraction (built up over 6 weeks) the first time he touched my hand I swear you could have seen the spark.

This isn’t attraction.

It is selfishness and spite.

Ticking my boxes is a phrase that has come up, it could annoy me!!

Yes! They bang on about their bloody boxes all the time 😆

Re Lauren and the threesomes/swinging comment; I read a soundbite from her saying that that conversation was heavily edited and not at all what it appeared to be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Re Lauren and the threesomes/swinging comment; I read a soundbite from her saying that that conversation was heavily edited and not at all what it appeared to be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

How is that not a surprise.

It is almost as though they are trying to re-virginise l’il ole Blinky by making him innocent again.

We heard that groan. That horse has bolted.

If a partner asked me ‘what is your favourite colour’ in an effort to get to know he better and be more intimate, if want to shock him by saying something like that too. Lauren knew what she was doing and Matt totally deserved it, he’s a total melt.

I’m only just catching up on Fridays episode and I am truly appalled at Ines’ behaviour. Her comments about Lizzie are just spiteful and vile and I think she is a horrible horrible human being.

Can you imagine being Lizzie and watching that later? How cruel.

I have no idea how Ines thinks it’s acceptable to throw stones around about other’s appearances like that, especially at the moment, because she’s really taking on the look of Sméagol when the ring starts to turn him and he slowly morphs into Gollum. That’s how she was looking at Sam last night.

Last nights episode seemed to go on for ever. I don't know if I can stick another 29 episodes when it all seems so faked.

I felt sorry for Lizzie. Her image is hard faced and worldly but she seems lost , very innocent and much younger than 27. She is clearly super keen on Sam and desperately trying to force a romantic connection that will never happen.

The Sam and Ines meeting was embarrassing to watch. There is clearly absolutely no chemistry or attraction there. They could barely look at one another. Unlike Davina and Thumbface - at least there was lust there even if there wasn't anything deeper. Ines is clearly putting it on for extra airtime and a brief career touting herself around nightclubs and reality tv shows as a 'bad girl'. She can then reinvent herself as a doting mum and fitness devotee.

Sam reminds me of Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. All looks and muscle and the expectation that swooning women and beta men will fawn over him. The only loving relationship in his life atm will be with his own reflection in any shiny surface. I bet he's awfully good at expectorating too.

I think of the paragraph from Roald Dahl’s The Twits when I look at Ines

“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.”

I have a theory that Matthew is gay, and calls her Loz to de-feminise her name.

Loz is like a blokey matey nickname, not a girly name. Surely if you wanted to shorten Lauren you’d go with something like Laurie or Lor?

We heard that groan. That horse has bolted.

😂

@SheldonesqueIsAnExVirgin
"Watching the Ning pool pash again was excruciating. It really was like a cow itching itself on a fence post."

How dare you! Cows are beautiful animals!

I love cows too.

I don’t know how on earth I made that observation. What possessed me to think of a cow when watching her?

I’ve gone wrong 😳