I'm addicted to this car crash show too! Just a bit different from the UK version 
(why does the Uk one only have 2-3 couples?!)
Where to start?
Melissa looks like she's constantly some kind of manic episode - very uncomfortable viewing. Dino is just boring. He takes 'count your blessings' to the extreme.
Ines needs therapy - she is not a mentally stable woman. Branson comes across as a really nice person. His dad was lovely.
Elizabeth needs a make under! All her talk about being a strong women went out the window pretty quick. She isn't strong at all. When Sam disappeared she stayed in the hotel room and moped for the whole of the honeymoon. Why didn't she go and enjoy herself in the pool, spa facilities or bar the hotel must have had? Instead she stuffed herself with chocolate, ice cream and Nutella 
I'd have loved to see her meet someone in the bar while Sam was away
Sam is awful - the most recent photo someone posted further up the thread makes him look gay to me Maybe that's why he's not that fussed about sleeping with all the women that he claims throw themselves at him 
Martha and Michael are good together - thought it was hilarious that the questions in the honeymoon box were all about plastic surgery for her. She's clearly had loads done; at least she admitted it! Michael definitely needs to lose the man bun - just wear your hair down mate! The ixperts actually made a good match with these two. They are both quite vain, but just laugh about how vain they are.
Lauren and 29-year-old Virgin Matt are just cringey. Matt is so self absorbed. He loves all the attention his 'virginity' gives him. His family were so stoney-faced at the wedding! He came across as an absolute drip at first, but now I see him as completely manipulative of poor Lauren. He has treated her as a free counsellor and sex teacher. He'll be gone as soon as the show is over. Lauren is really lovely; the ixperts should have given her someone like Cameron.
Heidi is lovely and deserves way better than the bald sexist pig she's been matched with. She should have walked the day he told her he wasn't her counsellor on the beach. Just shocking behaviour from him. He told her who he was and she didn't listen! She needs to come on MN so she can learn how to set her boundaries!
Jessica trout pit and farmer boy. Really bad match. He comes across as a bit dim. Those boots!! She just shows her boobs off all the time! No idea why she had to have the 'confrontation' with bald Mike. Farmer boy had no idea what was going on - not sure how he was supposed to have her back when he hadn't heard what was said and had no idea she was going to 'have it out' with bald Mike.
Cameron and Jules are lovely together. I didn't think she'd go for him as height is an issue for her. Think the ixperts will be gutted that this one is working. I think they deliberately gave her a smaller man as she had specifically said she likes a man taller than her. The ixperts plan to make Jules look shallow about height has totally backfired.
Ningo. Not sure why she's on the show? Needs to go and get some therapy. A lot of therapy. And get rid of all the fillers and Botox - she looks awful. The bride of Frankenstein look is not a good look.
Cyrelle. Awful family. Feel sorry for her. Nic. Lovely guy. No way will this relationship last. He's way too good for her.
Wow. That was long - I'm clearly over invested